Hi it's thebillyjohnwp!!!! Um I just keep sharting out random chapters bc I have motivation and I'm bored so........ um, just a couple things, their school starts at 7:40 and it usually takes about 15-25 mins to walk depending who you are/where u live. Their school also ends at 2:35 so... yeah bye
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3:42pm
Cartman added Tolkien to the chat
Ike: egg
Kenny: are you Kyle's brother?
Ike: ye
Cartman: Stan are you Kenny's long lost brother?
Stan: shut the hell up
Stan: my last name is completely different
Stan: my last name is marsh
Kenny: like we didn't know dumbass
Clyde:💀
Tolkien:💀
Tweek:💀
Butters: Tolkien when did you get here?.?????????"
Tolkien: cartman added me.
Stan: what
Ike: I don't even know who any of you are?
Stan: I'm Stan
Stan: that's Tolkien
Tolkien: I'm Tolkien
Kyle: I'm Kyle
Craig: I'm gay
Ike: hi Stan hi Tolkien hi Kyle hi gay
Tweek: I'm gay too!
Craig: you are a copycat
Cartman: stfu homosexuals.
Craig:🖕
Tweek:🖕
Kyle:🖕
Stan:🖕
Kenny🖕
Cartman:KENNY KYLE STAN YALL ARE STRAIGHT STFU
Kyle: I'm bi
Stan: same
Kenny: idk
Cartman: oh
Cartman: STFU
Kenny: no
Kenny: you kidlet
Ike: 🫷🫷🫷
Tweek: who's in's that :o (who is that)
Kyle: Ike
Tweek: who's Ike
Kenny: Kyle's brother
Tweek: oh
Craig: >:)
Kenny: Is that u Clyde
Craig: no it's me, crag
Craig: *crog
Craig: *CRAIG
Kenny: crog are you high
Craig: wtf no.
Cartman: are you capping Craig
Butters: y'all leave him alone 😥
Ike: I thought his name was gay
Kyle:💀
Cartman: ew
Tweek: go ew yourself fat
Tolkien: "fat?"
Tweek: he's fat 😒😒😒😒🧐🧐🧐🤯🤯🤯😢😢🥺🥺
Craig: no he's obese
Tweek: nvm he's obese not fat
Stan: simp
Tweek: SHUT FGUVTGW FUCKITY FUCHIKBYCD YTVHUCK UOP
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Cartman makes a gc (south park chatfic)
RandomJust so you know, I used every text from my actual groupchat, so if anything is out of character or weird, that is my friends and I. I will not be including ships, unless something in my own gc comes up🪼🪼🪼. This is my first fanfic EVER so don't c...
