I forgot the date-2024
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Kyle: cartman don't make me forget about last night.
Cartman: it was an accident 😒
Kyle: what the hell!? That was not an accident! You were in my bathroom!
Cartman: eurgh
Kyle: don't go all Minecraft villager on me fatass. Now what were you doing
Cartman: I was just grabbing some holy water from your toilet
Cartman: it was crucial to my anti Kyle spray
Cartman: holy water and piss. Mmm 😋
Stan: don't those cancel each other out?
Clyde: we do not mention toilets in this household
Clyde: it's my week of mourning how could you
Tweek: A
Kenny: do you guys get freaky with ur toilet or just me.
Kyle: wait Clyde is that why you weren't at school all week?
Kyle: week of mourning?
Clyde: we had school this week?
Craig: obviously dumbass
Cartman: we had school this week?
Kyle: you were there shut up
Stan: guys I'm not even kidding you there is shit everywhere
Stan: it's not mine
Stan: it's not yours
Kyle: it's not ours
Clyde: wtarr drop. Flavor: legendary
Tolkien: shut up you guys
Cartman:78910
Stan: spent 17 hours on c.ai
Stan: wrong gc
Kyle: who's the right gc?
Stan: guys from this cord
Stan:*discord
Kyle: I have never used discord in my life
Stan: neither have I
Cartman: top ten plot twists of the century
Kyle: why do I hear and iPhone typing sound coming from my closet
Cartman: idk man I think you're hallucinating. It's best you don't open ur closet so the hallucinations don't take over
Kyle: cartman
Cartman: Kyle
Kyle: I'm opening it
Cartman: FUCK!
—-5 minutes later—
Kyle: he was in my closet and tried to spray me with "anti Kyle spray" but he spilled it all over my floor.
Kyle: smells like shit
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Cartman makes a gc (south park chatfic)
RandomJust so you know, I used every text from my actual groupchat, so if anything is out of character or weird, that is my friends and I. I will not be including ships, unless something in my own gc comes up🪼🪼🪼. This is my first fanfic EVER so don't c...
