SO FUCKING SORRY FOR NOT POSTING OMGOMGOMG EGGO IM EVEN MORE SORRY PLS FORGIVE ME
(REMINDER THESE ARE ALL FROM MY NORMAL GC WITH MY FRIENDS!!!)
Kenny: can someone help me with my homework?
Kyle: sure ig
Kyle: what is it
Kenny: the WebQuest (for readers: google it if u don't know. they suck.)
Kyle: OH HELL NAW
cartman: I submitted it yesterday
Stan: what's surprising is that you actually did your homework.
Cartman: I didn't do it
Clyde: can you girlbosses make like a teabag and shut up
Stan: can I also have the answers?
Kyle: nope sry. I already submitted it anyways... sryyyyy
Stan: WHY KYLE!,!
Stan: YOU WOULDNT EVEN GIVE ME THE ZAZA AND NOW THIS!?!?
Craig: This group chat is annoying. As Clyde.com states, "Can you girlbosses make like a teabag and shut up?,"
Tweek: I bet gbsur in English rn
Craig: wtf baba grill
Craig: I personally am in math.
Kyle: oh math is easy today
Craig: I wasn't paying attention anyways.
Craig: I'm writing my informational essay
Stan: what's it on?
Craig: towels
Butters: isn't it supposed to be on endangered species?
Craig: towels are endangered in my house
Craig: I had to run around my house naked for 20 minutes looking for one.
Craig: Same thing with toilet paper
Tweek: he came to my hous e one day and took all of my toilet paper and put it in his backpack
Tolkien: he did the same to me, you're not special.
*the next day* (😼)
Cartman: aargh
Butters: Hello Cartman. what's wrong?
Cartman: my stomach
Cartman: I'm sick as you know
Kyle: we actually didn't know but we don't care so....
Butters: Oh no! Your sick day sounds terrible!
Cartman: and I just ate an entire family size bag of takis
Kyle: FATASS
butters: I misread that as you eating a family. I'd still be your friend if you did that but please don't!
Stan: Butters sounds quite comical at the current moment.
Stan: a very quizzical choice of words my comrade!
Cartman: I don't ever eat a family
Cartman: anyways I spent until 7am eating takis and watching Mrbeast
Kyle: Kenny isn't even conversing right now!
Stan: per usual
Clyde: IM NOT. GAY
Craig: nobody said you were, but it's okay either way.
Clyde: it is?
Kyle: yes? Did you not know that it's widely accepted today?
Clyde: AAAAAAAAAAH
Stan: are you a tv girl fan? (For Readers:No context btw)
Kenny: I can't move my fucking neck
Kyle: there you are!
Cartman: what happened?
Kenny: idfk
Kenny: I just woke up and it pho king (typo) hurts
Stan: Pho king sounds like a good restaurant
Stan: id eat there
Stan: but damn
Kyle: can you move your body?
Kenny: yeah just not my neck
Stan: guys I have to tell you something
Cartman: that you listen to oddly satisfying robot asmr?
Cartman: we all knew that.
Cartman: I just threw up all over the floor (for readers: sorry people with emetophobia (me))
Kenny: was it green and lumpy or yellow and watery?
Cartman: it was sort of orange because of all those takis I ate this morning.
Kenny: wow, awesome!🎃
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Cartman makes a gc (south park chatfic)
RandomJust so you know, I used every text from my actual groupchat, so if anything is out of character or weird, that is my friends and I. I will not be including ships, unless something in my own gc comes up🪼🪼🪼. This is my first fanfic EVER so don't c...
