Jake was in the kitchen, making one of his horrible meals on livestream yet again. He was yelling, but every time he did, he covered his mouth, remembering that Johnnie was asleep even though his ass should've been out of bed a few hours ago, because it was currently 3 PM.
Suddenly, Johnnie walked into the kitchen. He was shirtless with a major bed head, and he walked straight to the fridge, giving only a slight glance to Jake.
"Oh, look! Johnnie finally got out of bed," Jake said to his chat, holding the camera to face Johnnie, who was now chugging a diet Coke and glaring at Jake.
"Fuck off," Johnnie said. He grabbed Jake's bag of pepperoni from Walmart (which was actually pretty damn good) off of the counter and slapped him across the face with it.
Jake let out a surprised grunt that was mixed in with a chuckle, but smirked at Johnnie. "Someone's being feisty," he said. His gaze followed Johnnie as he walked out of the kitchen, setting the pepperoni on the counter on his way out.
Johnnie, as he walked into the living room, gave Jake the bird and flopped face first onto the couch after setting his diet Coke on the end table.
"Fuck off," he repeated, though there was a smile on his face and amusement laced into his voice.
Only the camera he was holding could capture the pure admiration and amusement in Jake's glistening eyes as he stared at the messy, shirtless Johnnie on the couch.
Jake quickly cleared his throat and set the camera down on the counter. "Anyway," he started. "Now I start mixing my ingredients. Man, this looks fucking awesome," he said as he went back to his "delicious" meal he was making.
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jake webber and johnnie guilbert being assholes to each other :D
Randomthis is just shit i made up leave me alone... ALSO THIS IS COMPLETELY SATIRICAL IN EVERY WAY SHAPE AND FORM, I DO NOT SHIP THEM 😭 THAT NASTY. THEY'RE REAL PEOPLE. DON'T DO THAT.
