The Signs At McDonald's

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Aries- CAN I HAVE A DOUBLE BACON- OH NO I WANT A LARGE FRY- AND LIKE A CO- NO I WANT A coffee


Taurus- Hi Ma'am! I would like to order a salad with a large frappe! Oh a coffee frappe to be exact! *giggle*

Gemini- MOMMY CAN I GET A KIDS MEAL WITH A MINI BARBI IN IT!?!? YAHOOOOOO!!! BARBIE!!!

Cancer- Get me one of those Big Mac thingies! With fries please....

Leo- Sorry one sec *contemplates on what to get* Oh I'll take Cancer's Big Mac and she could lose a few so she'll have my salad! *winks at Cancer*/ *Cancer blushes furiously*

Virgo- *whispers in Taurus's ear* (Taurus is speaking) Oh she'd like a small fry please!

Libra- Hay there hot stuff! (Waiter blushes) Get me a cookie! I need the hips for the men, like you cutie! *Libra points to other waitress with big hips* (Waitress blushes and walks away fast)

Scorpio- I know exactly what I want. And BOY AM I HUNGRY! Give me what Leo had mixed with a little of what Aries had, whatever she had. I am starving to DEATH!!!

Sagittarius- Let's play PIRATE! Sir me hartey... Umm Me want a... Well AYE MAYTEY! Kiddie meelz timzez too!

Capricorn- Give me what most order thankyouuuuuu!

Aquarius- I want want Capri getstes!

Pisces- Yeah whatever give me nothing. I'd rather starve than ea at this junkie shop.


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