ONE SHOTS ; james marriott (on hiatus)

GC, gender neutral

GENRE : fluff
TW : none
SONG : also none 😓

translations:
jimjam - james
simp - y/n
boy beater - tommy
manboo - ranboo
hater - aimsey

slight ship between y/n and james :))

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RANDOM PEOPLE

simp -
GUYS
GUYSSSSSS
GUYSS
GUYS
GUYSSS

manboo -
me when guys

simp -
real
@jimjam @hater @boybeater

jimjam -
IM HERE
hello

hater -
I just woke up

simp -
ugh tom isn't here
oh well
I don't value his opinion anyways

jimjam -
WHY WERE U SAYING GUYS
JUST TALK

manboo -
I agree with james

hater -
I can't find my phone charger 💔

simp -
okay what do I wear to someone's birthday party?!?!

hater -
no one cares about my phone dying 💔

jimjam -
depends what party your going to
like is it a big party?

simp -
It's a big one
but like
I lowkey don't wanna go

jimjam -
then don't go
problem solved

simp -
honestly yeah I'm staying at home
thanks james
sometimes your blatantly obvious advice is actually good

jimjam -
thankyou?

simp -
why is it only us two talking

jimjam -
everyone hates me 💔💔💔

hater -
TRUE!!!!!

boy beater -
I don't have you james
I just really dislike you to the point I don't want to be around you.
#hype

simp -
I don't hate you james :))

boy beater -
and that is exactly why your name is simp on gc

simp -
stfu
atleast I'm not boy beater

jimjam - replying to simp : I don't hate you james :)) -
thanks y/n :)
can always count on you

simp -
#hype

boy beater -
HEY!
that's my thing
don't steal it

simp -
#wompwomp #hype

boy beater -
:(

jimjam -
wompwomp

boy beater -
this is just like high school all over again

simp -
people chased you around saying wompwomp in high school?

boy beater -
yeah
yeah they did acshually

simp -
🤓🤓🤓
nerd

boy beater -
god
your so mean
you make me cry

simp -
imagine someone called 'simp' making you cry
couldn't be me

jimjam -
yup
glad you don't make yourself cry y/n <3
#hype fr

boy beater -
FUCK YOU GUYS

simp -
thanks james
always got my back fr

boy beater -
you guys r so mean
I feel so alone

simp -
#lonelycore
that was a james reference btw guys

jimjam -
I forget that you can watch my streams
oh god
you've saw too much
I hate that

boy beater -
yeah james
stop barking
and calling your chat darling
and
and
idk what else do you do

simp -
the thirst traps that came from the darling bit were top teir

boy beater -
what

simp -
NOT AS IN I ENJOYED THEM
THEY WSRS JUST GOO WSIYS
were** good** edits**

boy beater -
mhm.
sure they were.

simp -
I hate you

jimjam -
it's okay if you enjoyed them y/n ;)

simp -
STOPPP
I DIDNTT
YOU TUYS ARE SO ANNOYING ONG

boy beater -
I'm not annoying!
I'm just..
real!

simp -
god you get cringier by the second
it's so bad
anyways I'm going out for food
does anyone wanna come with me?

jimjam -
ME

boy beater -
YES

manboo -
MEEEE

hater -
ME TOO

simp -
okay wtf
the moment I mention food everyone loves me
anyways okay meet me at 1 :D

jimjam -
see you soon y/n
don't watch too many thirst traps of me while I'm gone ;))

simp -
STOPP
IM SO DONE

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A/W ; text fics are silly (gonna make 2-3 more :D)