"Hi." I say waving my hand.
"What the fuck?!" Vaggie yells.
I look around.
"Oooh. So this is the hotel?" I ask taking photos.
I jump forward and snap a picture of the wall. I take a picture of Vaggie and Charlie. I take a picture of Nifty. Husk. Angel Dust. I take a picture of the floor. I take another picture of the stairs.
"Who the fuck are you?!" Vaggie yells.
"Name's Varian. Care to comment on this hotel Vaggie?" I ask taking another photo.
"Wait, you know us?" She asks.
"Uh-huh. I know everyone here." I say.
I point at Charlie.
"Devil's daughter." I say.
She waves. I point at Husk.
"Old cat bartender Husk." I say.
"Fuck you." Husk hisses.
I tilt my camera.
"Porn Star Angel Dust." I say.
"Famous beyond words." Angel says.
I shoot forward to Nifty.
"Maid." I say.
"I want kill you." She smiles.
"You wouldn't be the first." I sigh.
I stand back up.
"And... Vaggie. Charlie's girlfriend." I say clicking my camera.
Vaggie grabs it.
"Hey, be careful with that!" I grab it back.
"What the fuck are you doing here?!" She arches her spear at me.
"Taking pictures?" I shrug.
"It's only been a weak since Extermination Day." She hisses.
"I'm not here to kill anyone." I say.
"Then what the fuck are you doing down here? The rules are black and white." She walks forward.
"I'm... gray." I say.
"Gay?" Angel asks.
"Gray." I say.
"Gay?" Husk asks.
"Gray." I say.
"Gay?" Nifty coos.
"GRAY!!" I yell.
Fire erupts from my wings scorching the floor and the walls. Everyone looks at me.
"Gray????" Charlie asks.
"I'm... half and half." I say.
"Wait... you mean???" Charlie asks.
"My mother was an angel. My father was a... demon." I say.
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FantasyA young angel comes to the Hazbin Hotel. Varian is not really an angel. He's half and half. Half Angel. Half demon. Gray as he calls it. He's come to Hell for one purpose and one alone. He wants to find his father to ask why he didn't do anything wh...
