The Fnia janitor turned night guard

Chapter 6

Upon arriving at the surface I was greeted with my uncle norm and Victoria and her daughters Willow and Veronica afton.

she was very impressed with how I treated and fixed the Funtimes and she offered me a job. But only after she tried to use allure on me but found out that it didn't work I found out that Victoria is a high level succubus and her daughters are succubi too she was summoned  by Oliver and she was made to be the perfect wife apparently the earlier Homeless murders weren't his first  he had sacrificed 6 people to summon her permanently into the living world.

She was extremely surprised to know that I knew the previous ruler of lust and that I was the current owner of techno the one that slays gods and the one who ended the Great War. So she offered me a Job offer to work for her. Then norm came clean and said he knew what she was that they were married in Vegas and they soul bound each other so that if norm dies they will be able to find each other again.

The bidibabs and the minireenas asked me for a favor to turn them into short stacks instead of lolis and I did what they asked for. The ladies were happy now there won't be any creepy pedos lusting them anymore. They thanked me.

After all that norm and I left for a motel. norm paid for the room and we slept peacefully in the morning we got on the road again and on the way a news bulletin came over the radio.

This Tory lavender earlier today multiple bodies were found today at the body farm at (static) head researcher barns had this to say.

Barns: I was just taking notes about the body's condition the rate of decay when past the test site of death by Mexican fire ants and the past living scarecrow. there was a new site with a sign that said pedophiles with their organs and spinal cord scooped out of their body's. Now we didn't make that testing site yet so I called the FBI and they told me to seal off the crime scene and to wait for them. Later on they took the bodies way and they went over the entire farm. They asked for security footage but I told them that due to the birds craping on the camera constantly we didn't have video footage of the road leading to the crime scene. And that was it for me they then sent me back to the lab.

Tory: our Source at the FBI tell us that the group of dead bodies were the "supposedly" speedo, Pedo brothers now whether or not, this is a Community service killing or just a case of revenge from the victims family for flashing their children is yet to be determined. However the case stay tuned to abc news for more information.

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Norm: now I would ask if you had anything to do with this but in my line of work the best thing is plausible deniability now I'm not surprised about this because it's one of the biggest secrets that I've been keeping away from your father. And I can tell that you definitely received techno from your grandfather I've seen the things that he did. Many things especially with your grandfather's best friend and your godfather.

So I'm grateful that you helped my wife Victoria with those freaking things she doesn't deserve the meda attention that those things would have given her just because of Oliver and William they definitely would have tried to spin the story about it to how she killed them.

Now that being said when we eventually get to the mansion and your godfather arrives don't pick any fights with him because I've seen him fight yeti's with his bare hands and win without breaking a sweat. Please promise me that you won't fight with him because you are not ready for a fight with him.

Techno: he's right partner there has been 2,026 fights with both your grandfather and your grandfather now granted the 2,000 of them were actual fist fights before they tried other things but the last three were wins for your grandfather one was an eating contest with hot peppers which caused the hot pepper shortage. Second one was a drinking contest and that was how I ended up black out drunk the second time and how he ended up married to a pack of hell hounds one of which is royalty.