Shuichi is the most infamous bad boy in scool. He is very bad. Kokichi is the nerd/..... ANd they are both GAY! But kaede (The popualr Girl) loves shucihi and wants to relationship!!!! but kokichi likes him too.... How will This End
Everything in my life is filler, and I'm the main character. It's like Bleach, where there is a lot of filler, like how young thug's lawyer she talked about Bleach. Why the fuck did she say that. Young thug is rich, why didn't he get better lawyers. My name is Hajime Hinata. Voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch, Korean-American voice actor, primarily known for his characters in Power Rangers, Devil May Cry, and Bleach. I don't have a talent, so this makes me the butt of the jokes. My yandere gamer girlfriend, Chiaki Nanami, is out for the while because she's sick. She told me she's apparently gotten sick from not getting enough sunlight? I reckon she could take a few showers, too, though. I like her, but she smells like Power from Chainsaw man. It's a shame. She's kinda bad, but...she smells like ass. And she's a yandere? Like...do those even exist in real life? Honestly, I like tsunderes more. Like, yanderes are just straight up crazy stalker clingy bastards, but tsunderes are more...like...hard to get. And they make me hard, too. You feel me? And sometimes I just want them to stamp and stop on me with their full body weight. Honest to god, if Chiaki was a tsundere, I think I'd shake her shoulders and beg her to be my wife. Ugh. Why are none of the girls in this school cool? Either they stink, hate men, are little shits, or are gay. Not that I should be talking, though. Shit, I wish I was at home and trolling on 4chan with Chiaki. But anyways, back to tsu-
A thick western accent breaks into my thoughts.
"Aye y'all. y'all hear of the new students that came to the school? A new wave of students came, even though it's not even the new school. Mostly freshmen? I think there were rumors of..." I don't really care what else Kyoko Kirigiri said, I got the message. I really hate that country girl. I wish I could just take those boots and gloves off and blend them up into a smoothie and drink it right in front of her face. Not because I hate her or anything, but it's just because I want to drink her sweat. I think I could feed her wheat like a minecraft cow. Not skibidi.
"You know what else came? lol" Said Mineta.
A student came to Hope's Peak? Could she be the one for me?
"There's a new kid 'round the block. Clad in a backwards red cap, white shirt, and red shoes...who could this be?" Deku asked.
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"Honestly, I don't really care. Also, shut up. Hajime, you're literally just the token cishet beta male at this lunch table."
I haven't even talked yet??? By the way, the one who insulted me was Tenko Chasbashira, misandrist at my lunch table. Why do I sit here again?
That stang. I wish my girlfriend was here. Chiaki, I miss you. I really just wanna...hold your hand right now.
"LOL, I heard that, Hajime!!"
I really hate that guy, Yasuhiro. Apparently he's a clairvoyant. How the hell can he even read my thoughts? That guy's a clairvoyant, not a telepath bruh???
"lil mf really just wants his gamer gf 😭😭😭" Yasuhiro states for the entire lunch table.
