(what does V call uzi?)
i was minding my business until human went out after his mom said that it could be in mailbox and he went AND HE CAME IN HAPPY AS FRICK like never seen this guy this happy after he got depressed because his mom almost died and yet we found it IT THAT FECKING UZI >:( im still wondering who named uzi? anyways I don;'t want be name cop but ok anyways after uzi came she notice that N was not ok at all and V explained everything which made uzi worried (I overheard this lol) and yet N he says he is fine BUT CLEARLY NOT LIKE DO YOU NOT SEE YOUR SOMETHING GLITCHING OUT? and then I talked uzi for the first time and I may have accidently said "also who named you uzi? was it a gun?" and she says "BITE ME AND WHY YOU CALLED BATMAN?" and I was like "wait what- bite you?" and I look at masterchief and masterchief saying NO DONT YOU DARE and it happened- guess what when you say bite me they will do it like I did and which I got yeeted across the room somehow and after that incident masterchief now had to explain not to bite her when she says bite me and the absolute solver too which now I want figure out what absolute solver can do- and I was placed where I can see human computer to figure out if human watching vids about absolute solver and found out cyn? who is cyn.. and yet after seeing theroys about murder drones as I realized where those 3 plushies are from I knew how to not make them mad or smth cause they can break me apart if they wanted too so I try befriend them which N did agree be friends and V too but uzi.. idk I forgot :D
uzi: you forgot that im your enemy now-
batman: I forget somtimes-
uzi: and you threw a paper that looks like door AT ME
batman: BECAUSE YOU WERE GO KILL ME
uzi: WELL I WAS GO DO IT NOW UNTIL YOU SAID THAT YOU FORGOT
batman: oh-
uzi: *uses absolute solver and yeet batman at wall which his head breaks off killing batman once for all*
uzi: *laughs but laughs slowly turns into cyn as uzi was controlled by cyn* now I will take the human earth planet :> and destroy it core >: >
(BTW YALL IT THE END OF THE STORY :D NO BATMAN CAUSE HE DEAD UNLESS >:) )
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CasualeThis is goofy story an umb story about my plushies an pas toys so it basically lie toys story butstupid af and murdder drones andd freaking OTHER FANDDOMS wait no like WHEN I GET THOSE PLUSHIES i hope this makes you either laugh? or just cringe caus...
