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I rly like beAns don't get me wrong but there r some beans that are not my favorite 😔 and it rly sucks bc I love beans and I don't like to yuck other ppls yum😔😔😔😔

I have a lot of thongs to talk about

Number 1 being beans.

I love refried beans so much bc it's rly soft and my teeth are not good bc when I was in 5th grade I decided to 🛑 brushing my teeth bc i always had to before breakfast and it made my breakfast taste bad and I didn't like going through that but a year later my mom bought me a non minty toothpaste like she should have MOM but anyways so the beans are rly good and mushy and Ik a lot of ppl dony like tje texture.

I also rly like Mexican beans so those ppl who r calling Hispanics beaners do not understand the luxury of being able to produce delicious beans and that's a compliment to all Hispanics

But I hate sweet beans bc yk it just feels like I'm going to get diabetes like when I ate a seed and I thought a tree would grow inside me like a lil baby 🐥🍼🌱🌳 I'm mot tryna get pregnanté bc my mama said it hurt rly bad.

Another thing I have to talk about is how I love cats but I have none

And it's not like I'm ALLERGIC to cats NOOO why would I be allergic to cats?

Like whoevers allergic to cats gotta be lying fr fr. Like dogs have fur to and I don't see u coughing and dying around them?

Anyways Everytime I got to my friend's house I pet her cats but she threw her cat at me and it scratched my eye and it hurt. But it's ok bc that was when I was like 5

Another thing that happened with the same friend when I was 5 was I would go to her house for sleepovers and when her mama was shopping or running errands she would put us in a nearby trashcan by a store and we would have so much fun like who would throw away a my little pony twilight sparkle figurine???

I also feel the need to talk about my android. At school I be on my phone in class and this nigger behind me fr told me to put my android away like leave me alone this motorella costs more than your excistance but it also costs more than mine.

I am honestly starting to hate writing one Wattpad bc of the limited options so don't be suprised if I copy and paste my work from Google docs

I'm not rly sure if I should be calling my writing my "work" bc the only thing I wrote that was full my idea was the minsung smuts one NOT LIKE I STOLE IT I use chat gpt and put it in my own words but I'm super bad at Grammer so yeh alsos I couldn't help but notice how fine u look today*licks lips

I'm slipping back iny baby stays era bc I've been just chilling on YouTube and floating around watching try not to laugh skz moments bc why not????

Idk why ppl take my jokes so seriously on here like I say something racist and some wigga reply to me and say "not all white ppl like Starbucks* as they're probably drinking a large cup from Starbucks

Another thing with the word large at Starbucks I was ordering something and i was like can I get large coffee with whipped cream and they were like... "A grande" and I was like no I'm not fucking Ariana grande but maybe I looked like such a bad bitch that they thought I had no tears left to cry.

My mom found out my dad was cheating on her and ooooo it was with this big booty Latina girl and while they were fighting she took me to this boba place in Oklahoma City called babble and it was rly good do recommend the hazelnut milk tea with boba

But she was a basic bitch she got vanilla milk tea like try harder to be unique.

The cashier was so cute and I go there every weekend and he be smiling at me like don't be suprised if I get a bf

I don't support racism but it's funny

However some homophobia is not very funny so don't do it

The 2 homophobes in my class had sex with each other and I'm low-key shipping like they get more men then me I don't even know what's going on with them it's like there own Wattpad story.

Also I'm sorry to that girl who I pushed off that swing but I just wanted to be nice and push ppl on the swings so u can get highet I honestly thought u were having a hard time swinging I didn't know u were sitting there on ur phone

Thanks for not switching tho bc my mama would have beat meeeee

Also my makeup is starting to get a lil white washing I am about to lose my N-word advantage

I would do a face reveal but ppl keep telling me I don't look black like fuck off I'm literally space.

I'm not religious but my family is Muslim so idk rly wat to do bc I do so many things on a daily basis that is considered haram and I don't wear a hijab but ppl on tiktok say that u don't need to wear one but I think I need to start wearing one bc my hair is growing un even and I don't wanna make my mama disappointed

It's not like I can just cut it myself bc if I do it,,,,,, it would probably turn out just like the Justin Han incident if u don't know what that is search up Justin Han and look for the video that says in the title "I cut my hair" and you'll see what I'm talking about. At the end he looked hot but I would never comment that bc I have to much pride

Richie on top tho hes so hot and buff and philopino

Like what else do u guys do or listen to except skz bc my music taste is so wide I swear

But like i feel like if i say it out loud it's not rly a big difference yk????

I like hyphy and I hate how some ppl pronounce it hi five like no fuck u it's hyphee tf

But it's basically like short for hyperactive

And kpop I like kpop

My top fav artists (there's no genre for any of these) are like

Ummm

Mac Dre, Jack Harlow, big booty queen Ice spice, Girl in red, Tyler, the creator my negro daddy, EMINEM, Enhyphen, skz, BTS,,,, Eazy-e, play boy carti(calls me demonic idc), Milli, Flo Rida he's literally a icon, doja cat, Kanye, Mitski, ummm kidz bob kidz its 2 iconic to let go, micharl buble hes so fine he can pin me against the wall, Tom Odell hes so different and slays zo much, bruno mars so slay and philopino, bad bunny, rich brian hes so rich got that lot of money rizz

Kali Uchis is pretty cool and so graah, Coi Leray she's such a queen, Roddy Rich like he's so cool, Nicki Minaj such a bosss, dua lips knows her worth, Ariana grande she's so fucking hot. Camila Cabello is so fucking amazing, Britney spears honestly her old music was to tier like hit me baby one more time bet, Lady Gaga is so different and slay, RIHANNA OMG SUCH A MOMMY. Jay-Z is a lil odd NGL but his music is like rly good, Harry styles like to me he has no bad songs like especially his as it was era omg, dr Dre, especially with Snoop Dogg they just hit different yk?, black pink like most of there song r not bad, Selena Gomez idk what going on with the Hailey bieber but IDC bc she makes good music and she's hot AF

Treasure, nct, txt, the neighborhood Omg so fucking hot, some songs by Taylor swift I can't listen to her all the time

Farizki he's not popular but yk that tiktok that goes don't wake me up not dreaming yeh that's them and it's basically just like edits of songs but they're rly good and they're on Spotify and they slay so yeh

MARINA omg she was such a boss, 2pac R.I.P hes my idol, pitbull only some song tho, macklemore is my confidence person like slay, I didn't even know he's white until I saw his face like wtf, ZENDAYA OMG SHES SO MOMMY GRRAH LIKE I'M ABOUT TO KILL TOM SO I CAN GET HER OMFG, I rly like Labyrinth to like the collab with him and mommy ZENDAYA like slayed. NMIXX OML, new jeans slays laufey but not all her music slays only like a couple, JUNGKOOK WITHOUT BTS SLAYS SO MUCJ BC HE RLY STANDS OUT HES SO AMAZING AND MY IDOL I LOOK UP TO HIM SO MUCJ. don't hate me but Jay Park hits different like "ik u got a fat assss. Facts..."

IVE omg slay. Armani white has gone so far like good for him he slays. Sexyy red like call me basic butttt... Santana omg.  SELENA😔 she was such a a queen and I absolutely love her so much. DigBar honestly like he's so different and special like he's so satire. Mistah F.A.B like YES I would love to ghost ride u.

Neil diamond is not my fav but he's rly cool. d4vd slays. JVKE also slays. Ruth B is so quirky and cute. Thuy hits different and I love her for that. Saweetie I love her so much BABY TAP IN TAP TAP TAP IN.

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