double space uwu

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I GOT PARTNERED UP WITH MY crushy wushy in my math class 🤭🤭🤭 I'm not telling his name bc my friends have my Wattpad account uwu

BUT OMG HES SO STUPID like I thought we would actually talk and he would show me how to do it bc he looked smart and idk what I was doing

IF I KNEW HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING I WOULD HAD PAYED ATTENTION 😭😭😭😭

Anyways my BFF who's nicknamed grandpa is so short she's like 2'3 and I'm like 6'9

Bc I'm so big and buff and sexy and black

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Face reveal?

I think not

Thy shall not be blinded by my desirable beauty and my booty.

Anyways guys wanna here this new poem I made.

Ahem

Dododo

My love for u is like a river

Dododo

I love the smell of chicken liver

Dododo

Just kidding, it makes me a little woozy

Dododo

But you can make me feel better by showing me... That booty

Dododo

Omg I'm so fucking hot jk

My but is like here's my stomach=(

And here's my butt=           )

Together it is

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Anyways my android is so cool like I don't even got Google pixel like

Look at my motrella

Just kidding don't it's a little shy 🤭🤭

I keep coughing out this icky stuff and before I spit it out I keep swallowing it so therefore I will never stop coughing up the mysterious goo

I got this game add and idk I thought it was pretty weird

It looks like a playable ad but when I

OMG I JUST SOIT OUT THE GOO I'M LITERALLY FREE

anyways I tried dropping the poopy but it took me to the download button so ofc I pressed it and it was a bee???

Like ur supposed to stink ppl with the bee and there was no rainbow poop

My toenails r so long I wish I was a dog bc I can bark at ppl without being weird lol like just imagine a tall handsome black and white women barking at u like come on now

Snapchat is a crazzzzy place fr bc I just be adding random ppl and they like wanna join a gang and I'm like omg ofc bc gangs on Snapchat always has the JUICIEST drama and here's a screenshot of it from another person's phone that they sent me from the gang

Like why were they going around and saying sum guy named Mason is tryna khs anyways like ig it will always be a mystery 👻👻

But I rly hope they don't find this bc they hacked me and sent me my IP address I didn't even know what an IP address was until I saw that and I asked what it was for and they said niggas like T bandz you don't wanna be like him or it's not going to be pretty and I was like anything I'm involved with will be pretty, silly

An Internet Protocol address is a numerical label such as 192.0.2.1 that is assigned to a device connected to a computer network that uses the Internet Protocol for communication. IP addresses serve two main functions: network interface identification, and location addressing

Wtf.

I rly hope that wasn't my real IP address but at the same time I kidna don't care and they don't know that I accidentally involved myself in 20 other Snapchat gangs

The person saying nigga isn't black but idrc bc freedom of speech caw caw 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Also it's just rly funny to me when white or any other race says the n word so confidently and yeah rly cool 😎

Anyways here's my face reveal

It's me guys Gilbert

Just kidding it's android bc my android is so beautiful fuck iPhones iPhones r so fob like