(edit: hi this was when i first GOT into invader zim which was in like february so.sorry if its ooc)
dib: DAAAAAADDD
membrane: yes son?
dib: i need your help!!
membrane: OMG I'M AAAAALLWAYS HAPPY TO HELP SON WHAT DO U NEED🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
dib: water. i need to make water.
membrane: ho ho ho 🎅 son you silly billy! we have water in the fridge!
dib: BUT J NEED TO PUT SOMETHING SPECIAL IN IT
LIKE A CHEMICAL
membrane: ho ho ho🎅 son you dont need to do that
dib: yes i do I NEED TO GET TGIS FUCKING ALIEN SND PROVE IT TO YOU THAT HE'S AN ALIEN
membrane: ho ho ho🎅 so-
dib: can you stop saying ho ho ho
membrane: ho ho no 🎅
dib: 😕
dib: okay i guess im gonns do it myself.
𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘻𝘪𝘮 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦
gir: hi guys :D!! its me gir and today we're gonna be playiiinggg...FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!!
zim: GIR. turn that...humongous human technology thing off!! and what even is this five nights at freddys??! why are you staying at freddys for five nights???
gir: im on youtube live!! you wanna say hi :3?? guys say hi to my master!!
zim: what- NO GIR TURN IT OFF
gir: AAAHHH AAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA okay :3 *turns it off*
zim: wgat even is..youtube live why do you have a tube
gir: my friends at skool showed me!!
zim: what how do you know what skool is and how do you have friends
gir: i went to skool with you!! and i have my bestest friend right here with me!! :3
zim: ..thank you gir. and when did you go to skool?
gir: yesterday
zim: GIR YOU- nvm.
gir: hHehehehHehehehrgeydyryheyrhrryr
zim: ANYWAYS. gir we need to go harass dib stink bc i said so
gir: OKAAY
𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘣 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦
dib: yes..YES..IT WORKED!!! HAGGAGAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH-
gaz: dib shut the fuck up you aren't cool
dib: ☹️
gaz: what did you even do
dib: i made poison water so i can give it to zim!!
gaz: what. doesnt water burn hi-
dib: after i give zim this water i'll watch him scream in agony snd pain😈😈😈😈HAHAGAGABAVAVABBABABAABABABHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
gaz: 💀
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zim drinks a glass of fucking water and it turns into zadf
Humorzim crackfic bc wgy not
