Tuesday:
Sadly I couldn't put him up for adoption, but he did get ran over by a car, which is still good, maybe even better.
Alot of people at school are talking about a thing called P-O-R-N, I'm not sure what it is, but it's something to do with G-A-Y people, not sure what that is either but whatever it is, people in my class are saying that I'm G-A-Y.
I'm back home now, and Rodrick told me to search up P-O-R-N on the new gaming pc, to be honest, I'm only doing it because I finally get a turn on the pc.
I click on the search engine and put in the letters, then hit enter on the keyboard.
THERE WAS NAKED WOMEN AND MEN!
AND MY MOM?
I couldn't believe my eyes, but I heard the door open and swiftly closed the tab.
Holy shit I am so glad I closed it fast.
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