DAVESPORT ONESHOTS LMFAO

Eggplants and anger(fluff and joke)

Jack's pov:

I woke up today at 10am alone..i don't know why,i know dave went to sleep with me but where was he?don't ask me anyway i should get ready for work if i don't want Phoney to scream his ass off
And to Look for my boyfriend,I drag myself out of bed and get dressed my Orange button up shirt,black pants and some purple socks i Got From dave.i go to the bathroom and brush my teeth,put on like 7kg of bright orange make up then i go down to see if daves there and to eat something,daves not here 'did he went to work early' i Think to myself as i Got some bread and ate it raw but i like it tho, i get out and see my car still here so that means dave didn't take it...oh well i will! I get into the car and drove to the hellhole i call workplace the car ride was short and pretty calm,after i Got out of the car i walk in and see my boss looking mad and yet calm i don't know its hard to tell without any facial features but whatever as soon as he sees me he started to run up to me like crazy "EMPLOYEE YOU'RE 12MINUTES AND 46 SECONDS LATE!!1!!1WHY?!?!?!?" phone-face voice was so loud the customers started to Look at us,"oh for my sake-its no big deal phoney"i said still mad for dave leaving without me "NO BIG DEAL??EMPLOYEE TODAY WE HAVE A F-F-FU-HECKING AMOUNT OF WORK EVEN DAVES WORKING HARD NOT KILLIN-UHH I MEAN ENTERTAING KIDS TODAY!!11!!1 HE GOT HERE EARLY LIKE I ASKED SO GET TO WORK NOW!!11!!!!!ONE!!!!1!"huh,so thats why dave wasn't with me this morning anyway i can talk to him now and Just Slack off.i ask my boss "whats my job for today sir?"i said with so much sarcasm that even Matt would understand "J-J-just go Look for the kids,help matt with the prize corner and fix a few Arcade Games,e-employee"phoney says way calmer then before i Look at him annoyed and say "and whats dave doing?"phoney Looks confused "hes fixing the Animatronics,the cameras giving out pizza,getting rid of the candys employees then he will perform in the springlock suit.why?"phoney asks i Look up at him,smile and nod walking off to see where my purple idiot is,after a while i see him Give pizza to some random ass kid i smiled and called his name he ignored me so i called louder-and hes gone but the whole party room is looking at me perfect  but anyway i go to the arcade where i saw him walk to,turns out someone put toy bonnies guitar in there huh i Wonder why but then again its freddys so-i walk up to him and start Talking-is he ignoring me? no,right? I ask if hes okay he said "Oh yeah sure,jack" the fucks wrong with Him?!?!he runs off some where i go to do my job and to help Matt-ugh but i do what i do
(TIME SKIPPPPP to like 4pm,im faling asleep)
As Im done with the arcades games i go to see what dave done,i see him perfom in the suit so cute,he Goes to the safe room i follow and walk in right after he took of his suit "oh Hi,jack"he says"are you okay dave?"i ask dave looks confused "yeah why?old sport" he says worried "well-"i start but before i can talk "DAVE COME FIX THE CAMERAS ALSO YOUR STAYING LATE TO FIX THE ROBOTS!!11!!1!!!!!1!"dave runs off again saying nothing but "BYE" and hes out 'stupid Matt,stupid kids,stupid robots,stupid phone-fuck,STUPID EGGPLANT COLORD IGNORING FUCK!' I start to insult everyone how dare he Just ignore me for phoney? And working On the robots afterhours? i don't like it,im going to give dave his last chance to not ignore me or i will angry.

Daves pov:

Phone-fuck made me do some work today to prove that i was working all this time and not killing kiddos he made me perform,give pizza,fix some stuff and now I need to stay after hours.i can't wait to go back home to sportsy! I might have ignored him but phone-fuck made me! So not my fault,hes way more important for me then these stupid broken robots and now I had to ignore him at work!! lm kind of intrested what will happen if I continue and what will be his reaction, I was working On The cameras to fix em and i heard the door open i know it was sportsy but the faster i do this the faster we can cuddel  he started to talk "dave?" I heard my name but I need to fix those so....."DAVE!"well now sportsy screaming i better answer "what?old sport"i ask in a calm tone. Then I feel a pair of Arms wrap around me "davey~ I want some affection, why are you ignoring me?" I felt the heat rise to my face and I say "sorry old sport,but I have a lot of work today no time for affection" I say slightly annoyed that phone-fuck made me do this and not cuddeling in the saferoom with my orange baby,I heard a "hmph" sound and feel the Arms around me gone and I heard old sport grumbling something around the lines of "important work better" and "so im not so" and then he left and he close the door so hard that I was suprised it didn't Fall off but it sounded like something fucking Exploded.after a few moments Phone-fuck came in looking afraid and looks at me like i had Just killed his entire family and him Which i don't say i wouldn't and he said "DAVE!! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THE EMPLOYEE,HES BEEN LOOKING AT EVERYONE LIKE HES GONNA KILL THEM AND HE WAS STABING A BONNIE PLUSHIE!!!1!11!!! EVEN MATT WAS SCARED!!!1!1!1" phone-fuck says looking like hes about to shit himself but im intrested what made sportsy so mad did i say something that could make him mad well yeah mad at our phone-fuck but-"uhhh dave did you-did you break up with him?"what, is phone-fuck on drugs?"What?! No why would you think that?!?!" I say confused "well-uhhh he was whispering your name stabing the purple bonnie plushie so-" Now I was looking like i was about to shit my pants. But I was truly suprised  sportsy mad at me?? Well thats a something I didn't expect. I say "well I didn't say much only that I was working late"i say thinking what I could have said that he was so mad "well check on him at 6pm at the end of his shift okay?" Phone-face asks worried.I Look at the clock 5:37 "perfect" I thought "okay phoney i will fix the last camera and  check up on him now" and the last camera was done! Time to check up on my sportsy! I get out of the office and walk to the exit to wait for old sport after 5 mins he walks up to the exit talking with matt about some shit. I walk up and stop him giving matt a death glare he didn't care anyway i need to say something "Sport! Whats up!you okay?"I said with as much happines as I could. He looked annoyed and raised a brow "What?" He said looking more mad and annoyed then I seen him "how are you doing tangerin?" I ask and wink he shot me a glare then groan "Fuck off" then he left Damn hes mad i should follow him so I try to walk out phone-fuck pulled me back I stayed there until 7:30pm then went to sportsys and mine house i took the walk home 'cause old sport took the car anyway it was warm for Fall but it looked like it was gonna Rain after 5 minutes it did Rain so I ran to the house after 20min I was at the door a lil wet but that didn't matter I tried the door....its locked. What the fuck did sportsy lock it? And why I tried knocking... nothing well let me try the doorbell....I heard something move on the other side of the door then the door unlocked "oh its you,dave" sportsy said so coldly that I could feel it "can I come in to sleep you know"sportsy looked mad but he let me in.when I Walked into the living room I smelled something amazing and then "Dave you're stink and you're wet go take a shower asshole"sportsy said walking past me into the kitchen I went and took a shower then I put on black boxers,gray socks and a orange Shirt I Walked down to the kitchen to talk to sportsy right as Im in the kitchen I see hes making food I asked whats he is cooking....nothing but he took the cutting board and a knife i asked if everything is alright he took something from the refrigerator.....an eggplant....."uhhhh sportsy are you mad at me...?"in a second he started to chop the eggplant very agressive almost cutting through the board and mumbling something I Just imagined the eggplant as my......nevermind..."o-oh well did I do something my love~"I tried to flirt,bad choice he looked at me walked up and said "shut the fuck up you uncaring eggplant asshole!" And went back to cooking i saw tears in his eyes "what,what did I do?" I ask confused "You know what you did don't play dumb!"he walked past me pushing me gently i didn't like that in a few seconds I pick him up bridal style and walk to the couch he kicked and punched me I don't care "Put me down you bitch!"he yelled i couldn't hold it any longer "Shut the fuck up or i will tell dee what we did"he went silent finaly i sat him on my lap as i sat on the couch and tried to rub his back only to be headbutted and for him to run away 'perfect' I Think and I Got a nosebleed I give up! On helping him i will take a short nap now

(TIME SKIPS AFTER THE NAP WITH THE FOOD >:3)

As I woke up I saw some food on the table and sportsy on the other side of the couch "hello there,hot tangerine~" I say with a sly grin and wink I see him blushed and Look away so cute! "Oh shut up you dickhead!" He says clearly still angry "please old sport i don't know what I did wrong" I Look at him with puppy eyes he blushed then said "oh now you care i thought work was more important then me!"he yelled in my face and Turned away crying i was shocked but I calmed down and went to hug him "oh my orange baby,I didn't mean it like that phone-fuck made me work without you~"I whine and put my head on his thights he rubed my back and yawned I picked him up and walked to the bedroom lying down on the bed and putting sportsy on my chest pulling the covers on us slowly rubbing his thights and kissing his head I heard him say "I love you" in a tired grumpy voice then small snores i smiled and said "I love you too my love" drifting to sleep

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