DAVESPORT ONESHOTS LMFAO

MONSTER UNDER THE BED(joke&fluff?)

Narrator pov:
It is nearly 12AM by now and jack should be sleeping but he couldn't shake off the feeling of being watched no matter if he was sitting on the couch or laying in his bed.the feeling started when our dearest jack went to work.now you may ask yourself how?why?who? But don't worry I Got ya! Lets start from the beginning....
Jack's pov:
Today i woke up at 6 AM from a nightmare i had. I can't remember what it was about exactly but I remember a.......monster under my bed? Talk about being orignal but whatever i Got out of bed and walked to the bathroom to brush my teeth and overall be atleast clean looking for work. After 18 minutes of Just staring into the mirror and brushing my teeth i went back to my bedroom and put on my work clothes then walked downstairs and outside to my car. I wanted to drive but the tire had holes in them "wha......?" I said in confusion welp guess I have to walk today! A slow 15 minutes of walking in the cold Outside while being Given looks from others well I was a corpse afterall but still it was making me uncomfortable. I still need to get to work tho.... as I was walking i swear I heard footsteps behind me but after last time with dave I didn't run i knew it was this creep following me again.slowly but also quickly i Got closer to fazbenders and after another 2 minutes of creepy walking i was almost at the door and I felt it....breathing on my neck......That's it! Im taking a run for it! And as I said I did but to no avail i was pulled into the same position expect now I had arms around my waist and it turns out i was right it was the creep-"Hello there,Old sport!" I heard the cheery purple voice "oh shit! Wassup dave?" I ask my usual line and try to wiggle out of his arms again to no avail "I missed you,Old sport!" Dave chirped still squeezing me "and im going to miss my organs once you crush them" the sarcasm in my voice scared him off "you're mean,old sport!" The aubergine man said with a slight sad Accent to his voice "and you're creepy." I said he seemed hurt "i Just love to show affection old sport!" He said in defense "yeah yeah sure..."after I said that I went inside the pizzeria and to the saferoom with the eggplant following me. As we Got to the saferoom I out on my suit and go off to work another boring day at fazbender full of exploding urinals, emotional unstable freddy, faceless bonnie,yiffings with foxies and giant skutlers and doggos trying to eat the customers and matt but if they do eat him it might be better for humanity.
I went to the partyroom1 and I talked with the kiddins for a while getting bored and going to Just play the arcades till the end of my shift while feeling someones eyes on me ,most likely a kiddin looking at a angry orange corpse playing video games.
(A LOVELY TIMESKIP TO HIS HOUSE-)
Jack's pov after taking a shower i was slowly going upstairs the feeling of being watched getting stronger it was following all the way from work to here no matter what I did here or at work, even if I played arcade games I felt someone watching me, when I showered I swear it was like someone was looking at me, when I was watching TV i could feel someones breath on my neck but I guess I am Just paranoid I searched my house 4 Times! Mabye it was Just my imagination....But now I feel sleepy mabye i can get some normal sleep tonight...as I weny upstairs the feeling was almost overwhelming but when I Got to my bedroom...it was almost as in a horror movie...I slowly went up to my ned and then-i felt something grab my ankle so I screamed then I heard laughter....a similar laughter... "DAVE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!1!!!ONE!!!1!" I screamed jumping away from the bed, seeing bright purple skin under the bed "Just playing,Old sport!" He started to crawl out slowly "I need to admit your screams are kinda hot AND cute, Sportsy!"he beamed when he finaly Got out from under my bed "what!?" I was blushing but I was confused, Does this aubergine thinks he can Just break in, watch me and buy his way out with compliments!? "You won't buy your way out, dave! You broke in AGAIN!" I argued he seemed a Little hurt but his smile quickly returned "awww c'mon Sportsy!"dave looked at me with puppy dog eyes "would you really kick out your  loveable aubergine?"dave asked "without a kiss for keeping you safe?" He teased "fuck off dave im going to sleep" I walked past him and layed down feeling a slim figure lay beind me and a pair of skinny long arms around me I didn't mind being pulled closer to dave after a while my vision Got darker and I heard "I love you,Old sport!" And then everything went black
Bonus:
As jack fell asleep dave countined to watch and kiss him not being able to Fall asleep until the orange man turned around and nuzzled his face in the purples chest while dave was screaming inside he didn't even dared to breath for the first 2 minutes them fell asleep, in the morning when jack woke up dave was still asleep so he gently kissed him on the cheek and went downstairs to make breakfast unaware that dave was not asleep and getting thoughts about marrying the orange one
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983 words! Sorry I was gone again but family problems....anyway would anyone like a dsaf story? Like an au or something?