Ok, in the last week of school, the teacher came up with an idea. The idea was that he would write "Once upon a time there was" and he would pass it around the classroom and let one student write one sentence. Once everyone is finished, he would read the story out loud. The story was fucking Hilarious. He wanted to throw it away but I screamed "NOOOO!!!" and he gave it to me. So i though i can post the story here.This is STRAIGHT from the paper, im not even correct the spelling.Enjoy.
Once upon a time there was a fat ogre named shrek. Shrek lived in Hawaii. He lived on top of a palm tree. The tree had a house. It was full of animals. His favorite animal was the chimpanzee. The Chimpanzee Destroyed shreks house. Shrek moved into the dump. Then he met a girl named Fiona He met her in her new casttle. Then the castle blew up and they died. they got healed. After they got healed they moved in together. Then the Chimpanzee followed them and destroyed there home that they lived in for protection. They decided to live in the ocean. The chimpanzee found their island. The island was guarded by huge whales. Then the whales & the Chimpanzee's duked out a battle. The whales died. THE CHiMPanZee then used the island as a hangout and planned an attack on Shrek. The monkey attecked Shrek and fiona, but when he did Shrek shoved a bomb in his ear and he blew up. After the monkey blew up shrek and fionna were finally alone or so they thought. Suddenly the monkey's girlfriend, the Flamingo, came and Captured fiona and took her to New York. The flamingo Admitted its love to fionna and they lived happily ever after.THE END
best story ever XD the last three sentences were by Cherish, Me ((yes i was the one who brought up the flamingo)), and shadow. I gotta admit, this was awesome :P Anyways, Until next time!!
