Herpa-derp

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im bored, shads is in hollywood. I dont know why everyone wants to go there. Yeah i live in california, the "Goldn state" but whats so great about it??? yeah our nights are pretty, but i live in the fucking desert what do you expect???? i have know idea why this song is stuck in my head, i got it from a fnaf boyfriend scenerios and this was scotts song so its stUCK IN MY HEAD!!!! nnngggggghhhh its 12:34am help meh. My sister talked to mike once and everything in my life is fucked, i cant even speak to the guy anymore. Jeremy is alive from what i know, because he went on scratch and liked a couple projects and left >~< he didnt even drop by and say hi......

Idk about vincent, he apeared at My and shads houses a couple times and its giving us scopophobia ((the fear of bieng watched)) i always had this fear but now the the all great brave and will-steal-your-soul-and-eat-it-infront-of-you Shadow is now getting it im now worried....... I mean c'mon. she probably will act different than she talks to you guys but the girl is crazy and she knows it ((not like im any better....)). Anyways i took a really long nap in the middle of the day so im up really late like this and not even tired. And i know this isn't about the topic im talking about but you know how i said the song was in a boyfriend scenarios and this is for scott??


i just remembered technically scott is my dad


*pukes in corner* oh well. its a good song. Anyways back to the topic i was on. Mike is gone ((ya know what i mean)), jeremy isn't responding, Vincent left all his accounts ((that i know of)) and is now stalking me and shads, and i dont even fucking know about scott and fritz ((i dont talk to the gals)). I wonder why things cant go back to normal?? where the only person i talked to on wattpad was Shadow and everything was handy dandy??? *sweatdrops* then one day i made a joke about meeting vincent, then POOF!!! the bitch is in my inbox all up in my business. The my scopophobia got even worse now i cant even take a shower without having a bat beside me ((im a nervous person alright??)). And when did my public fucking story of randomness turn into this??? fuck it im doing it right now.


There was a bird named Vincent and he was a fucking flamingo. He ate fishes like bitches and wanted to be a spaceman. One goddamn day a fish named jeremy swam past vincent and shit himself because the thing was like 50x bigger than him can you blame him??? Vincent ate him. Then a Mocking-jay named shadow went by vincent and got ran over by a bee. Vincent was bored so he ate the corpse of shadow.  He got bored again and flew to a new pond where he was greeted by a vulture named mike. Mike didnt give a fuck so he flew off. Vincent was confused so he just stood there like what birds do i dont know why. A finch named winter sat on his back and fell asleep. Vincent didnt care because he was a flamingo. Then Vincent and winter got eaten by a potato. The end.


There theres your random story for the day i dont care im going to watch some stuff idk what now that im thinking about it nevermind im going to bed. Bye,


Until Next Time!!

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