***In some hidden place inside the Holy Palatial Gardens...***
"So, what do you have to tell us, Lady Hinwe?"
"Good news and bad news."
"Go on. We're listening."
The Lady Hinwe, seeing that everyone's attention was on her, cleared her throat first, before saying, "First, the Lady Missy's technique in tongue and kissing was effective. We nearly defeated Kuro's 'virginity' wall."
"By saying 'nearly defeated', you're implying..."
The Elf Saint nodded, "We...still failed...in the end. That's the bad news."
A chorus of disappointed moans echoed across the room, while the Overseer Saint silently laughed at her peers.
"Is that why the Lady Missy and the Lady Noir are both here?" Natasha noted the Lady Hinwe's companions.
"Y-Yes...they're here to explain what happened."
The saints' eyes fell on the demon lady and the dog-lady. "Her Holiness lost consciousness when she got too excited," Noir explained.
"Correction," the Lady Hinwe countered. "I got way too intoxicated by your Usarved's Embrace. You insisted on using it even though the Lady Missy already decided against it!"
"Wha—" the demon snapped back. "With all due respect, Your Holiness, why would you blame our plants when you're a virgin yourself! Is it the sin of an innocent plant concoction that you can't handle the heat of the moment? The greatest erotic artist of Chersea, Cherwind, and the Demon Republic lost consciousness when she's too excited!"
"Y-You...this is why our people won't get along!"
"It's not the demons' fault you elves are weak to too much stimulation," Noir stuck a tongue out to the Lady Hinwe.
"That's enough, you two!" the Beastman Saint called out to them. "Let's hear the Lady Missy's opinion on the matter."
The dog-lady replied, "We almost got His Majesty. It's just a pity that all our work went to naught after the Lady Hinwe lost consciousness—"
"See?!" Noir was triumphant. "It's Your Holiness faul—"
"Please let the Lady Missy finish, Your Excellency," Natasha rebuked her.
"However," the dog-lady continued when the others signaled to her. "While there's a possibility the magic plant of Her Excellency the Lady Noir may have affected Her Holiness, I've also seen people who got too excited during the act, and with the same results. This is quite common, Your Holinesses."
"I see..." Maddie nodded. "So, what do you think we should do next?"
"We can't go the same route again, Your Holiness," Missy pointed out. "His Majesty the King actively avoids contact with us now, wary that we might attempt seducing him once again."
"Tch," there was another chorus, though this time, it was tongue clicks. Everyone in the room could feel the irritation directed towards the Lady Hinwe and the Usarved princess.
"You guys..." it was Seirna who spoke. "You keep thinking of plans on defeating that otherworlder's resolve. But has any of you think of what he really wants?"
"If we allow Kuro to decide himself, it'll be long..." Maddie replied. "You know nothing of his will to resist our advances."
"Well, that's the reason you keep failing! You do things the same way over and over again. It's not the way to get him!"
"What do you—"
"Maddie..." Ruro interrupted her.
"What?"
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The Elf Saint is a NEET, so I Forced Her to Work in Another World
FantasyThe 4th Arc of the 'Saint Series' novels. Six years have passed after the arrival of demons in the land of the humans. The realms of Chersea and Cherwind are flourishing, all thanks to the guidance of the four saints. Peace and harmony are widespr...
