Author's note: Bob would then later put in a group chat: Mario has gained braincells... Run! With no context what so ever.
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Smg3 was bouncing his leg, trying to calm down. "Shouldn't they be here by now?"
Four looked over to Three. "Three... it's only been two minutes. "
Three blushed. "I just... I really hate being in here..."
Four squeezed Three's hand to try and comfort him.
Three was trying his best not to slip into another panic attack. He tries closing his eyes, but that's when he hears... a far too familiar voice.
Their voice.
Three stands up from where he was sitting and zips over to the control panel and tries messing with it. Which only caused the elevator to make a jerking motion and nothing else.
Four made his way over to his boyfriend. "Woah! Three! It's okay, it's okay." Four's tone became more hush as he rubbed circles on Three's back. "I'm here... no one is going to hurt you..."
Three felt his breathing finally calming down. Four gently placed the two of them back down on the floor.
Three said nothing as he pulled Four into a hug.
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Meanwhile, Mario and Bob were making their way up the stairs.
"Oooohhh..." Mario groaned. "I'm beat..."
Bob deadpanned. "BrUh... We'Re oNlY On ThE SeCoNd FlOoR..."
Mario got angry. "Well... Mario isn't used to walking up big ass stairs!" That's when he got an idea. "Why didn't Mario think of that earlier..."
Bob looked at the plumber confused. "what the fuck are you talking about?"
Mario took a step back, and began to activate his backwards long jump technique. He zoomed forward being careful with his turns as to not lose any momentum.
Bob stared in awe, before realizing he didn't know how to do that. "FuCk!"
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Back in the elevator, the two meme guardians were lying down on the floor. Smg4 suggested it as a way for Three to not have another panic attack.
Three thought it was silly... but he went with it anyway, since there was not much else to do.
Although, there was one other thing.
Three sat up and pulled out a notebook. It was a deep purple with the words "Three's sussy notebook." His therapist suggested the idea that writing down his feelings may help him feel better.
Four looked over to see Three writing. "I didn't know you kept a diary."
Three stopped what he was doing and blushed. "A Wha- it's not a diary! It's a journal, big difference." He huffed.
Four giggled and wrapped his arm around Three. "Awww. You're such a softie."
"No! I'm dangerous, like... a bear!" Three growled.
Four booped his nose. "A big ol' cuddly teddy bear."
Three's face became red. "Shut... shut up!"
Four kissed Three on the cheek. "Whatever you say, grumpy bear."
Three let out another huff. Four began to kiss his grumpy boyfriend even more. Peppering kisses all over his face.
A shiver went down Three's spine. And without thinking, he blurted out. "I'm not having sex with you in an elevator, Glitchy..."
Four pulled back from his hug in shock. "What? Why would I ever suggest something like that? It's a public place..."
Three squirmed. "Shit... I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that."
Four's eyes became worried... "Three..."
Suddenly, the elevator began to move again.
The door finally opened to reveal Mario and Bob.
"Smg4!" Mario gave him a hug! "We took care of your demonetizion!"
Four raised an eyebrow. "How?"
"TuRnS OuT SuSaN WoBbLe DoBbLe DiNg DoNg WaS ThE CuLpRiT!" Bob said proudly.
"Great!" Three stood up and walked out of the elevator. "Let's go back and never come back here!"
Four agreed, as much as he wanted to know what exactly was up with Three. He knows Three will try to push it away.
He wished he could help.
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As they four of them arrived back home. Minion suddenly attacked the window.
"AH! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Four shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Mario! I need your help with something!" Minion said from the other side of the glass.
"Uh... are you sure you want to ask Mario?" Mario suddenly felt a little sweaty.
Minion suddenly teleported inside the R.V. and handed him a letter. "Can you read this for me?"
Mario looked carefully at the letter and began to read out loud. "Dear Minion, I have seen so many wonderful things in the world and have made some pretty cool friends! But after living with you for a whole year, I began to miss it. So I'm heading back to the mushroom kingdom.
Hopefully, you have an extra bed.From, Birdy"
Minions eyes lit up like stars. Then she started bouncing around like a pinball game.
"Birdy is coming home!" She cheered.
"Uh, who is birdy again?" Three whispered to Four.
"Oh, it was her pet bird before it turns out he was a dude to whole time." Four said with a bright smile.
"Ah, okay... wait, what!?!"
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The Godbox Returns Episodes
أدب الهواةThis is mostly going to be a rewrite of Smg4 episodes during the notebook arc. There's still plenty of lore to be found.