Author's note: Ignore the 7 month gap between chapters.
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Bob finally parked the ice cream truck and got out of it. He walked into an abandoned building where they waited.
"You got the goods?" The leader asked.
"It WaSn'T eAsY." Bob said as he put the briefcase down onto the table. "BuT I DiD." He pushes it over to the leader.
The briefcase opens to reveal ice cream cones and popsicles, Angelic music could be heard. The leader was very pleased, making some very weird licking sounds.
Little did anyone know, they were being watched.
Beeg, Eggdog, Cube, and Loaf had followed Bob all the way here. Beeg's eyes were sparkling and his mouth was wide open. Beeg hopped onto the table and took the briefcase, setting it down on the floor so he and the other kids could eat it.
"What!?" The leader shouted. His confusion turned to anger. "I knew this was a set up!"
"WhAt?!"
The leader and his gang got out guns and started to shoot at Bob. Bob flipped the table over so he could have coverage.
"I KnEw I Sh0uLdN't HaVe GoNe iNtO ThE IcEcReAM BuSiNeSs!" Bob retracts his blades and pulls out his own guns and starts shooting back.
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The sound of gunfire alerted two people driving by. Smg3 had became impatient and drove threw traffic like a mad man.
Smg3 stopped the car as soon as he saw his precious child. They scrambled out of the car and head over to the big hole in the wall.
Three and Four screamed in terror as they saw the scene in front of them. Gunfire coming from some sort of mafia and Bob. And in the middle were their kids! And Cube!? And Loaf, Meggy's pet cat!?
"My child!" Three cried out.
"Come on Three, we'll settle this like true adults." Four said has he pulled two guns out of his hat. He gave one to Smg3 and the two of them joined Bob and started shooting as well.
Once they were out of ammo, the hid back down. "Oh HeY GuYs, HoW's YoUr SaTurDays?" Bob asked as if nothing was happening.
Three deadpanned. "I've been better." He said flatly.
Meanwhile the kids were still eating the ice cream, and with Beeg eating a bag of popcorn on a patio chair.
Suddenly one of the goons throws a grenade over to the table where they're hiding. But instead of an explosion, a toad where a cat costume comes out. "Please give me huggy-wuggys 0W0"
The three men stared at the Toad with terror, they screamed in pain from the unbearable cringe they just saw. They fall on the ground and roll around, hoping to stop the fire coming out of their eyes.
The leader had his gang go over. "There's only one way to deal with snitches." He pulls out a long pair of scissors.
The three men screamed and covered their privates. The sound of the screaming alerts the kids.
Eggdog and Beeg lower their brows, looking at each other they nod in agreement. Beeg turns to Cube and Loaf and they nod as well. Cube suddenly gains a giant arm and throws Beeg into the air, before yeeting Eggdog and Loaf behind the gang.
Right before the leader could cut off Four's pingus, a bark could be heard. The gang turn around to see a small white dog and an orange kitty giving them big baby eyes. The gang let out a collective "Awwwww".
"Oh my god!" Squealed one of the Mafia members. "It's so adorable!"
Suddenly a shadow casted over the gang and where squished by a giant Beeg. Beeg went back to normal size and went over to his father, with Eggdog doing the same.
The meme guardians hugged their children happily.
"Eggdog! You.. you saved me!" Three held up his dog into the air.
"And you did too Beeg!" Four said, doing the same thing as Three. "I'm so proud of you!"
A meow and a honk could be heard. The meme guardians turned to see Loaf and Cube looking like they're trying to say "What about us?"
Four went over and patted their heads. "Thanks for helping out as well." Four looked back to see Smg3 giving Eggdog a bunch of kisses all over her face. "Now, let's go home..."
The guardians carried the kids out of the building and headed towards the Showgrounds.
Bob stood behind with a deadpanned expression. "WoW, ThAt WaS So GaY..."
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The Godbox Returns Episodes
FanfictionThis is mostly going to be a rewrite of Smg4 episodes during the notebook arc. There's still plenty of lore to be found.
