The Godbox Returns Episodes

Mario goes coco crazy part 1

Author's note: I think out of all of the episodes, this one changed the most
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Mario banged on Four's bedroom door. "Ess-em-gee Four!" He cried out.

Three slammed the door opened and growls at Mario. "Would you be quiet!?" He points over to Four in bed with a icepack on his head and a thermometer in his mouth. Eggdog was there wearing a little nurses uniform. "Smg4... is sick." Three harshly whispered at Mario.

Mario looked down sadly. "But Mario is bored!" He whines. Mario lifts his head back up to Smg3 and gives him big puppy eyes. "Can Mario please see his bestie?"

Three heavily sighed. "Absolutely not. What Four needs right now is rest. Go do something else." Three closed the door as he said that last sentence.

Mario makes a sad puppy noise and walks away sadly. He passes the gaming room to see Tari and Luigi in there playing Pokémon, and Melony fast asleep on the couch. Mario pops up in front of them. "Hello!"

"Oh hi Mario!" Tari smiled brightly. "What's up?"

"Mario is bored!" He whines. "And Ess-em-gee Four is sicky! So he can't play with Mario!" 

Tari frowned, feeling bad for Mario. "I'm sorry to hear that.." Suddenly she gets an idea. "Oh do you want pl-" Luigi puts a hand to her mouth.

Luigi leans in to whisper to her. "That's not a good idea. Last time he played Pokémon, he caught everything. EVERTHING"

Mario huffed. "Come on! That was seven years ago!" He gave them big puppy eyes. "Please?"

Luigi waggled his finger. "Nuh-uh!"

"The fuck you mean Nuh-uh!" Mario growled back. 

The TV made a noise. A legendary Pokémon appeared! Luigi and Tari got excited, they started spamming buttons, trying to catch the creature. But they were having some difficulty.

Mario slid over to Tari. "Can Mario help?"

"Nope! We got this!" She said a little nervously Tari shutters on how what Luigi meant that Mario caught everything.

"Please?" Mario said, this time to Luigi.

"No Mario." Luigi said, he would rather not have a repeat of last time.

Mario makes a sad noise and notices an actual pokeball on the floor. Maybe if he can't play Pokémon. He can catch his own real life Pokémon!

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A Pikachu was sniffing the flowers without a care in the world. Little did he know what was hiding in the bushes. The bushes shook and out popped Mario, he charged at the electric rodent. But before he could capture the Pikachu, Mario was squashed by a tank. The Pikachu squeaked in fear and ran away.

"Hey!" Mario yelled. "What was that for!?" The tank opened to reveal Swag. Mario groaned in annoyance. "Oh no... not you."

"Oh yes, me!" Swag retorted back. "Mario, you've been very naughty! Don't you know pokemans are endangered here!?" He pulled out a sign and place it in the ground. "No catching or harming them is allowed! Otherwise you'll have to face the wrath of the entire military!"

Mario looked over at the sign. It was of a sad looking Pikachu with text that read: "Please no hurting Pokémon that live in the Mushroom Kingdom." It said in big text. "You will be fined if you do - MKM"

"What!? Since when this was a thing!?" Mario said in disbelief. 

"Since some sciencest guy said so!" Swag said. "Goo catch some humans or something..." And then he floated away with the tank.