The Godbox Returns Episodes

Smg4 kids part 1

Author's note: I changed around the episodes because I can.

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Smg3 let out a chuckle as he controlled the toy tank Eggdog was in. "Now, go fourth and bring destruction on our enemies!" Eggdog gave the edgy meme man a salute.

Meanwhile, Four was trying some new clothes on Beeg. "There! Now you look super handsome!" He had put Beeg in a silk red hat, a purple tutu, and some glasses that were too big for the plushie.

Beeg puffed up, disagreeing with Four's statement. Four sighed. "Oh, come on, don't give me that look..." He turned towards Three. "Hey Three, what do you think of Beegs new look?"

Three looked over and tried not to laugh. "He looks ridiculous." He laid his arm on Four's shoulder. "You have a terrible fashion sense, Glitchy."

Four let out a huff, turning away from Three blushing, and Three let out a wheeze.

"Oh yeah?" Four smirked. "Maybe I might steal some of your clothes..."

Three scoffed. "As if.... How would you even do that?"

Four pulled Three closer. "Would you like to find out?~" Three didn't say anything, but if Four was sure if Three did open his mouth, he would sound like a teapot.

Suddenly, Four was hit in the face with a bar of soap. Four was stunned for a moment before he heard Beeg let out a gremlin laugh.

Both meme guardians blushed in embarrassment over their kids still being here...

Oops.

Four let out an awkward cough. "Well..." He dusted off some non-existence dust. "I...."

Three took a step back from Four. "That... uh..."

"Jesus christ, you two are gay messes!" A voice shouted from the doorway.

Both meme guardians looked over to see Mario poking his head in.

Three huffed. "Don't you have something better to do?"

Mario had an evil smirk on his face as he pulled up Three's diary from his pocket.

Three's eyes widen in horror. "My notebook!"

Mario ran off, cackling like a villain. Both Three and Four went after the red plumber, not wanting him to have that notebook in his possession.

So, now Beeg and Eggdog were alone. Eggdog laughed at Beeg's outfit. Barking that roughly translated to saying he looked ridiculous.

Beeg huffed and threw another bar of soap at the dog. Eggdog quickly ducked inside the tank.

Meanwhile, outside Bob pulled up in his ice cream truck. He looked around before letting out a sigh of relief.

"Oh tHaNk GoD!" Bob wiped away the sweat from his forehead.

Mario rushes over to the truck. "Bob! Mario needs one of your strongest weapons!"

Bob looked overjoyed. "HeLl YeAh!" He gives Mario a mallet.

Just as the two meme guardians caught up to Mario, he turned around and started to chase them with the mallet. They screamed and began to run away.

Back inside, the two kids had heard Bob pull up with the ice cream truck, and their eyes lit up like stars.

Eggdog tried running through the window but was squashed instead. It seems like they needed a different way to get out of there...

Beeg tried opening the window by doing a magic trick, complete with a wizard hat and a magic wand, but it didn't work.

Then the kids tried blowing up the castle wall with Eggdog's tank. But they somehow got front row seats to Shroomy being attacked. The two quickly repaired the wall out of fear of being next.

Eggdog had just started barking at the window, hoping it would magically open. But Beeg put a little hand on her shoulder. "We're not cavemen! We have technology!" He said, pointing to Smg4's computer.

The computer was thrown into the window, causing it to break. The kids jumped out and ran to the ice cream truck.

Bob was on the phone with someone. "Do YoU WhErE ThE PiCk Up iS?" There was a pause. Presumably, the person on the other side of the phone was speaking. "WeLl YoU BeTtEr HuRrY BeFoRe ThE CoPs CoMe!" As he said that, Bob held up a delicious ice cream cone.

The two kids jumped, hoping to get a chance to get the cone. But they were stopped by the sound of police sirens. The two kids fell to the ground, squished together.

Hal's police car spawned into existence. He stepped out and asked a simple question... "Hey, you got a license for that?!"

"UhHhH..."

Hal immediately took out his gun and pointed it at Bob. "No selling ice cream without a permit!"

Bob threw up his blade hands. "SoRrY, OfFiCeR. LeT Me JuSt..." He pulled out an ice cream cone and threw it at Hal. "SIKE! I'm BoB! I Do WhAt I WaNt!" He drove off at lightning speed.

Hal stood there before pulling the cone off his face. "Buckle up..." Hal took a second and licked the illegal ice cream. "We're going on a chase, boys..."

Eggdog and Beeg saw the ice cream cone in the officers had and jumped inside his cop car.

Back inside the castle, Smg4 and Smg3 jad finally got the upper hand on Mario and gotten Three's notebook back.

Three cuddled the book like it was his baby. Four softly smiled at him.

That's when the two heard loud sirens from outside. They peeked out to see

Their children were in the back of a cop car.