POLY MEN YAOI!1!!!(Hyperkitkat)

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Saw an opportunity to make it so HEHEHAHRJW THANK YOU

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Saw an opportunity to make it so HEHEHAHRJW THANK YOU

Anyways this will be like uhh continuation of Hypertana oneshot🤑 took some inspo from that one oneshot who made my hypertana request then continued it as hyperkitkat






During the Phight in Banlands which Medkit really hated following Hyperlaser and Katana who keeps talking in the middle of the round to heal them whenever, they then stopped to hide somewhere PRIVATE.. (not gonna make smut yet dw) Medkit knew that he should not follow them but curiosity got to him as he went to peak seeing them kiss with Hyperlasers helmet on the floor and Katanas mask on the floor also. Medkits eyes widened as he looked away blushing slightly he then went to heal other phighters but stopped by Katanas hand.

Katana:Medkit?

Medkit flinches and faces the couple who just made out(💀) and turns around to see a calm face(katana) and a flushed one(hyperlaser).

Medkit:Sorry, sorry.. I'll get going now...

Katana:Wait stay here me and Hyperlaser wanna talk with you.

Hyperlaser nods slightly agreeing with Katana.

(Kahoot: what will medkit do? 1. Beat the sheat out of both of them. 2. Shoots himself with his gun 3. Tells them after the round. 4. POLY OLD MEN YAOI. Correct answer: POLY OLD MEN YAOI)

They have a sloppy droopy make out session that's all!

















































































Nah I'm kidding here

Hyperlaser:Well.. Medkit, you look a bit red?..

Medkit:It's something from the hotness here in Banlands.. I get red when it's hot..

Hyperlaser:Are you sure darling?~

Hyperlaser teases Medkit as Katana laughs softly. Medkit felt his cheeks(UPPER NOT LOWER CHEEKS..) feel more hot than before as he was looking like a dang tomato than a normal phighters pale white skin he then felt himself being pulled into the mercenary's and samurai's grasp. Suddenly SUBSHIT APPEARED AND THREW A DANG CRYSTAL AT THEM then takes hyperlaser away from the healer and samurai

Subspace:Stop slacking off you homosexual! Plus you were about to make out with Medkit!

Hyperlaser:My helmet..

Subspace pauses to turn his head to see Hyperlasers horns broken and his scarry face as he laughs at him

Subspace:YOUR SUCH A FREAK AHAAHAAHA!

Hyperlasers pushes Subspace away as he ran back to where Medkit and Katana were feeling annoyed while covering his head with uh er.. his railgun

[Awhile ago]
Hyperlasers and Katanas POV

Hyperlaser was shooting his lasers at the opposing team in a secluded place he flinched as he felt a hand on his back and turned around to see Katana who was on the other team he pointed his railgun at him but Katana shushed him as he than leaned down to kiss Hyperlaser. Hyperlaser closed his eyes as he held Katanas cheeks as Katana held his lovers waist pulling him closer they both pulled away. Katana pinned Hyperlaser to the wall as they both kissed passionately

That's were Medkit was peeking :3

[Back to the present]

Hyperlaser came back panting a little from the run as he picked up his helmet and putted it back on after that he looked at Medkit healing Katana from the poison.

Hyperlaser:I'm sincerely sorry for that.. Subspace is quite the shitty person you know?..

Medkit:I know..

Katana:Thank you Medkit

Katana gives Medkit a quick peck on the cheek as Medkits face heats up
Hyperlaser laughs from this as he also gave Medkit a lil silly kiss on the cheek making him even more red.



Might make a late Valentines special and make more of this with no one requesting. Also sorry if it's short I'm busy with school work..

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