~i love you..(totally not angst)

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this is a shitpost I guess

Mark: "WOOD"

Wallter:"CONCRETE"

Mark: "WOOD"

Wallter:"CONCRETE"

Wallter: I'm divorcing you.

Lampert: NOO OTHER DAD :(

Mark: *sobs* FINE AND FUCK YER.

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after they filed the divorcement paper

Mark: come on Lampert, let's go to IKEA to buy new furniture

Lampert: okay, Can I buy a lamp?

Mark: Okay sure just one and make sure it's WOOD.

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After Lampert found the perfect lamp

Lampert: Woah!! I love this lamp and it's half cement and half wood though.. well, at least there's wood :D

Lampert: now I need to find my dad.. pretty sure he's waiting for me!

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after 2 hours of Lampert finding his dad.

Lampert: *sobs* where is.. he??

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On the other side

Mark: *shit.. I lost my child*

Mark: I guess i have to leave him for now..

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and they died. /j









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