HATRED [HAN YUJIN] ✦ZEROBASEONE ✦

PART 12

{HANA}

RICKY
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RICKY
SHIT SHERLOCK WE'RE FINALLY GRADUATING I CANT-

HANA
OMG IKR I CANT BELIEVE I JUST PASSED THE EXAMS

HANA
LIKE, AS SOON AS I SAW THOSE MATH PROBLEM I WAS LIKE,,

HANA
*shrugs* GOD PLEASE MAKE IT EASY FOR ME

RICKY
lol sound like someone i know

HANA
how long has it been

RICKY
since yujin moved to spain?

HANA
geez u dont need to say that to my face.

RICKY
oops sorry not sorry

RICKY
i think.. hmm.. a year??

HANA
oh

RICKY
are u still waiting for him?

HANA
i try to tell myself that he loves siwon now but smth inside me tell that i promised to wait for him

HANA
but i ask myself tho, what am i waiting for?

RICKY
WHAT ARE U WAITING FOOOR

RICKY
LOVE ME LIKE U DO LO-LO-LOVE ME LIKE U DO00

HANA
i-

HANA
bitCh i was just opening up abt what i think and feel and u just-

HANA
i cant even-

HANA
just-

RICKY
i miss goldilocks

HANA
who's that

RICKY
MY GOLDFISH

HANA
ohyea rite did he get eaten by the cat?

RICKY
..no but i did save him..

HANA
¿

RICKY
so like, i have no fish tank so i placed him in the toilet so he wont get eaten by the cat

RICKY

but then like, gyuvin visited our house & barged in, holding his fucking crotch

RICKY

he was jumping up and down and ran in the bathroom.

RICKY

and then i heard a squeal of a pregnant lady giving birth inside our bathroom but i realized it was just gyuvin

RICKY
i panicked and barged in the bathroom to see gyuvin without pants and we both screamed

RICKY
look, i didnt scream becoz i saw his pee pee- i mean- his d, if ya kno wut i mean

HANA
where exactly is this story going-

RICKY
i AM STILL GETTING INTO IT

RICKY
so like, i screamed becoz gyuvin just FUCKING PEED ON GOLDILOCKS

RICKY
AND NOW GOLDILOCKS IS DEAD

HANA
i mean like, its ur fault

HANA
why did u put him in the toilet in the first place u dumbfuck

RICKY
I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ANIMALS

HANA
THEN WHY THE FUCK DO U HAVE PETS

RICKY
MY MOMS A ZOOKEEPER

HANA
im-

HANA
alexa play speechless by naomi scott

RICKY
but ya kno wuts so amazing abt naomi scott??

HANA
that shes jasmine??

RICKY
no

RICKY
tuRN HER NAME BACKWARDS

HANA
imoan ttocS

RICKY
IMOAN

HANA
WTF WHATS AMAZING ABT THAT

RICKY
SHE MOANS

HANA
ok just stop.

HANA
btw how did the banana join the cheerleading squad??

RICKY
why sid the banana join anyways-

HANA
becoz hE DID A BANANA SPLIT LMAO

RICKY
its not even funny.

HANA
why cant a doctor be mad??

RICKY
bcs the doctor is robot

HANA
NO BCS THE DOCTOR HAS A LOT OF PATIENTS/PATIENCEEE

RICKY
mkay but now, can u stop w/ ur lame jokes

HANA
FYM ITS NOT LAME THE KIDS LOVE IT

RICKY
sigh

RICKY
imma just bury myself underground.