MR. I HATE YOU ✶ jj maybank

- 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴 & 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 (ft. zeroraide)

- author here! Z and i wanted a place we could put some additional things for this book. the characters i've created and the dynamics between characters mean a lot to me and with this book becoming a little more popular i figure i could share them. if you don't care, skip this, i just wanted to make it. 

author makes jokes - 

JJ & John B: "Don't worry, we know what we're doing."

Andrew: "Not even God knows what the two of you are doing." 

Pope: "Okay guys I have a good one. If you had to take a shot every dumb thing you did, how drunk would you be?"

Andrew: "Sober."

Kie & Sarah: "A little tipsy."

John B: "Completely wasted"

JJ: "Dead." 

JJ: "I'm an idiot."

Andrew:
Pope:
John B:
Sarah:
Kie:

Andrew: "If you're waiting for one of us to disagree this is gonna be a long day." 

John B: "Just be yourself."

JJ: " 'Be myself' ? JB, I have one day to win Andrew over. How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?"

John B: "Couple of weeks"

Kie: "Six months"

Pope: "Jury's still out."

JJ: "See John B?"
JJ: " 'Just be myself'. What kind of shit advice is that?" 

Kie: "JJ isn't answering the phone."

Andrew: "I'll call."

Kie: "me and Pope have both tried a hundred times what makes you think-"

JJ, over Andrew's phone: "Hello?"

JJ: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Pope: "Considering that you're staring at Andrew's ass? No." 

JJ: "I guess you could say something I've... fallen for you" *winks*

Andrew: "Fuckbanks, you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive?"

John B: "The floor is lava!"

*Kie, helps Pope onto the counter*