THE IDIOTS FANTASTIC ADVENTURE!! (Genshin/Honkai school Au!!

(Chap 17) School sucks Part 1

Wanderer
POV
"Nah I'm being serious it's literally the worst it feels so bitchy-like idk what the fuxk is wrong with me okay I'm not okay today like why the fuck are you asking if I'm fine no I'm not î clearly don't like talking at all mf-ughh Makato when I say i don't wanna talk IT MEANS I DONT WANNA TALK GEE. Sorry I lost it there" said as he flew off to his room *Cut to him at his appointment
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__________________________ "What the fuck do you mean I have to fill this paperwork out why can't I just do it with Layla she's more responsible with this kind of thing .. uhh what ? So you can huh ,why," he asked really irritated "Layla isn't fucking available at the moment so we're sorry that say that you have to do it yourself." The school nurse said let's call her Val  she was fake apologizing to Wander yet the thing is she's the one who made Layla unavailable or that's what she thought Plot twist Nahida came in absolutely annoyed "Nurse some kid in my class gave me a weird drink now I feel sick" Nahida said fake crying "Oh No who would do such a thing!! " Val said with worry in her voice as she walked over to Nahida who gave Wanderer looked that said run Wanderer nodded then to fly he got out made it safely back to Yae Miko's  classroom "Huh Nahida's switched Classes to Gym?? Really She hates Gym.." Klee said frowning "..no I don't think she did I think someone else did it for her but she didn't want to .." Layla explained "..Oh hey Scara." Yae Miko said waving Wanderer waved back
Nahida was in fact fighting Val ,Whi is currently losing to the archon of wisdom literally has a child form and is stronger than Val.
Xiao walked toward a calm place to eat  . "Xiao Hey how are you  ?? " Hu Tao said sitting next to Him smiling "...Oh Heyy Hu Tao I thought you were someone else." He said "Hmm who like Toasty ?" She said  (that's literally someone in Honkai Impact a player )  "..I wonder what they're managing to do all this low how is it that easy to do this but also that and t at at the same time .?" Xiao said "..I don't fucking know i jsut hope they choose me as their main ." Hu Tao said "they don't even have your weapon." Xiao siad "yet they don't have you nor your weapon ehe." She said chuckling "Yeah nice to see you too ." He said "How's lunch going?" Hu Tao asked "...!! I didn't even fucking eat lunch yet !!" he said "You dumbass eat gee it's been like idk long time since you do that .." She said "..I don't give a fuck about that ." he said back "Are too ." she said "Are not Hungry " He said "Are too!!" she said "Are not !!" he said "Are. Too !" she said "ARE NOT!! He yelled "ARE TOO!!!" she yells "..Ow okay stop my ears .." he said annoyed "..so you do admit it ?." Hu Tao asked "...."
2 seconds later they were still having a fight "...Is someone gonna stop them ?" Paimon asked "No leave them be .Paimon they can handle this on their own " Wanderer said eating an ice cream with Nahida since they got matching ones "I just hope we can get more ice creams because oh boy these are the bomb so great doing you think so too Nahida ?" Wanderer asked turning his head beside him to Nahida who seems to be lost in thought "I wonder if a cooking show would suit our style of work like some of us doing this some are doing that Others are sleeping or resting to make sure they get they're good nights rest make sure to go to bed on time make sure not to go to bed feeling sick or overwhelmed with emotions it's not good that you bottle it all up ,pretend that your doing fine say that your alright no that's. not good. Work Wanderer ..". Nahida said crossing her arms cling her eyes shutting them off completely falling asleep on Wanderers shoulder "...Hahn...." Layla hummed a soft lullaby to make herself fall sleep "....no I'm not doing damn work at all Nahida I'm currently sick at the moment why would I be able to do anything at all..?" Wanderer asked looking at the green radish girl who looked up at the puppet as well 'you're not going to use your skill on me Nahida I ain't going to think of anything but clouds ...' Wanderer thought in his head knowing that Nahida is currently trying to read his mind "Fuck what the hell ,I'm not doing that ...-" Nahida said looking at Wanderer "...how about you shut the fuck up,Layla is sleeping don't wake her up ... " Wanderer asked Nahida who nodded her radish head "..Okay-!!" Nahida said in a loud voice literally waking up Layla who threw a pot at the radish
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"Yeah that's normal, it's a normal Wednesday for eating strawberries at an hour of school uh right  ?" I asked in a confused tone "I don't actually know why she throw a pot at the radish .." Wanderer said "wrong answers only because yeah." Dori said snickering "....food poisoning?" Klee asked not knowing the answer "...no that's probably not it " Diona said putting down a green 5 card "....Qiqi don't I don't wanna pick up ..-" Sayu said rubbing her eyes "10 cards Sayu." Qiqi said to her "Nah are you kidding me 20 cards for Klee " Sayu said putting the 10 plus card down "Awee dang it.." Klee picked up 20 cards "..Pft that's honestly stupid .." Diona muttered "...Don't act like you didn't pick up 60  plus cards  ..." Sayu said "...okay are we just going to attack each other with cards now ...?" Diona asked glaring at the 3
".well if you put it that way then sure ." Klee agreed to Diona "....i don't feel good again ." Sayu muttered "...probably because you're sick ..." Qiqi muttered underneath her breath "....oh you ...." Sayu mumbled twitching her eyes a bit "....uhh uno people " Klee yelled out "....Why's radish still on the ground ...?" Diona asked "do any of us know why...?" Qiqi replied back Diona tilted her head slightly "...We'll if we put it this way Radish got knocked out by an ice cream surprise " Sayu spoke up "...How did that even happen.?" Diona  asked "...eh...,umm well Radish is being Radish plus Radish was being loud .." Klee said "....Can we go fishing this is boring, ....my hat's falling off .." Klee said ".....probably because of the wind " Qiqi said "...eh I wanna just sleep one more I hope I get enough sleep because If I don't I'm just going to snap at people with my skills hmph.." Sayu said feeling really irritated "...I feel so bored I wanna look at the sky"