14. 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐱
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SHELDON'S POV
Its been a few weeks ever since I started annoying the heck out of Poppy, but of course I stopped after that night. I couldn't help but feel a little bad.
Today, Poppy and Missy were outside at the front yard playing some stupid game, which was not educational, but they weren't bothering me, so I was fine.
I was seated outside at the steps reading my comic book like usual, when I see some... Boy coming up to Missy and Poppy. Usually I don't bother to interrupt since they would probably flirt around with my sister.
But to the looks of it, this certain boy seemed more interested in Poppy. Which was confusing, how could he like her without even knowing anything about her?
That's the one thing I don't get about love.
The boy that was trying to strike a conversation with her had blonde hair, and dark brown eyes, the blonde hair probably gave him confidence since it's the only good looking part of him.
I closed my book and placed it aside, watching as Poppy spoke with the boy. She seemed to be enjoying the whole conversation.
How can she even enjoy talking to a strange boy? A boy she never even met? Now that's just absolutely confusing. I noticed Missy's panicked look on her face as she whipped her head towards me.
She started gesturing me to come over, which of course I didn't, I didn't want to interrupt their conversation, which is probably soooo important for Miss Perfect.
Missy begins gesturing me to come over in an aggressive way, and knowing her, she'd probably hit me ones this was all over, so I better act fast.
With a groan of defeat, I got up from the steps and begin making my way towards them. As I got closer to them, I can hear their conversation, which sounded absolutely horrible.
And I don't mean Poppy, the dude sounded like he's never met a smart person before, which is outrageous.
"So, if you don't mind, I'd like to take you out to dinner some time, get to know you, maybe learn a little math with yah." he pointed finger guns at her.
Finger guns.
The amount of childishness within this failure of a man is absolutely terrible. "Couse U + M E = love" Okay, I'm interrupting.
I tapped him on his shoulder, and he turns around, facing me, he runs his hands through his blonde locks and gave me a smolder, which was disgusting.
"What." he scoffed in annoyance, as if his flirting skills weren't annoying. "You should know that there's 4,002,323,752 girls in the world." I begin as he glances between both me and Poppy.
"And?"
"And Poppy is absolutely not the girl for you, but there's still 4,002,323,751 others that's probably available and would actually fall Inlove with your stupidity." I noticed the grin on Poppy's face as Missy burst into a fit of laughter behind me.
"You trynna act smart with me? Boy toy?" the dumbo spoke in a threatening manner as he towered over me like an elephant. "I am smart." I corrected him.
"So what, this your girlfriend or something?" he questioned.
"Well no--"
"--So quite interfering." he then turns his attention back to Poppy, and I can feel the blood boiling inside of me. I've never been so determined to put someone as dumb as him in his place.
I tapped on his shoulder ones again.
He let's out a long groan as he turns around, and so, I said what probably no one would have thought I'd actually say, not even me.
"Smart and dumb don't mix, and scratch that, she is my girlfriend." okay, I didn't know I would actually say she's my girlfriend, that slipped out.
I'd never date her.
Ever.
"Pfft, whatever. She ain't pretty anyway. You can have her." he scoffed and begins stomping off from our front yard. I felt like I won a million bucks, but there was one problem.
Missy thinks I like Poppy.
And Poppy thinks I like her.
I mean, not talking to her for weeks, and suddenly saving her from a dumbo is a little... too romantic, right?
Ugh, why do i care? I'm sure Poppy won't think I like her, right? It was just to win an argument over that blonde himbo.
But... Does she know though?
I hope so...
End of chapter fourteen. 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐱
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