Fruitytootieloopie Dared: "I dare Luo Binghe and Wei Wuxian to team-up and prank Glaziola by giving her a wedgie. If they don't know what that is, use some author magic like a note appearing or something lol. You did say they should make an effort to get along, just not how 🤔"
Shen Qingqiu: Aiya... out of all the pranks someone could dare... it had to be this? Good thing I already debriefed the others on modern human pranks so no explanation needed but still...
Xie Lian: Doing something like that is...
Lan Wangji: Shameless.
Hua Cheng: I won't participate, mainly because it wasn't directed at me but also because she's still resting in the booth and-
GN: LUO BINGHE!! WEI WUXIAN!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR DOING THAT WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!
Wei Wuxian: *Rushes out of the booth* There! Dare accomplished!
Luo Binghe: I can't believe this dumbass dragged me into it...
Wei Wuxian: Hey! It was a dare! We had to do it!
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying...
Wei Wuxian: Ah... Lan Zhan-
Lan Wangji: *Smacks him upside the head* Absolutely shameless...
Shen Qingqiu: Binghe...
Luo Binghe: Shizun I-
Shen Qingqiu: *Smacks him with his fan* You should know better.
Xie Lian: Ah...
Hua Cheng: *Sighs in annoyance*
GN: *Walks out of the booth with her katana in her left hand*
Xie Lian: I didn't know she had a weapon...
Hua Cheng: Oh? This is an interesting turn of events.
Xie Lian: San Lang-
GN: You're lucky my ribcage isn't hurting as bad right now... if it was I wouldn't have the strength to wield Roter Schnee(1)...
Shen Qingqiu: Huh?
GN: It's the name I gave to my katana!
Wei Wuxian: Ok, let's just calm down for a sec here and-
Luo Binghe: You brought this upon yourself, o' mighty "Yiling Patriarch"!
Wei Wuxian: Hey! You joined in! It's not just MY fault!
GN: *Raises her katana* I'm NOT fucking around you two...
Shen Qingqiu: Should we... stop her..?
Lan Wangji: ...
Xie Lian: Let's watch for a little while longer before we make a move..!
Hua Cheng: I agree with gege, they had this coming after all.
Wei Wuxian: L-Lan Zhan! Help! She's insane!
Lan Wangji: And you're shameless Wei Ying...
Luo Binghe: Shizun! Where's Xin Mo?! I need to defend myself!
Shen Qingqiu: Binghe... this is what you get for doing that.
GN: *Rushes at Luo Binghe with her katana pointed at his abdomen*
Luo Binghe: Agh! Where the fuck did I put Xin Mo?!
Wei Wuxian: Who knows?! Can't you use your demonic energy to block her?!
Luo Binghe: You-
Xie Lian: Wait! Her form is off! San Lang-
Hua Cheng: *Rushes in front of Luo Binghe and knocks GN's katana out of her hands with E'ming*
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Ask/Dare Main Danmei Couples
RandomHey guys! Glaziola Nacht here! So I've decided to try a different approach with less characters this time around! In this ask/dare book you'll be faced with the main protagonists and their partners/lovers of some of my favorite Danmei! Those being:...
