tell me when you're sober | sope

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seokjin: pookie are you coming to the lecture???

hoseok: fact check this

hoseok: when was the last time i actually attended a 9 am

seokjin: it was meant to be new year new you but okay then 🙄

hoseok: HELP

hoseok: pretend i never said that

hoseok: how drunk was i when i said this

seokjin: i mean it was new years so...

hoseok: exactly

hoseok: i keep telling you that wisdom doesnt come with age

seokjin: DONT EVEN

seokjin: you ALWAYS act like im 50

hoseok: are you not?

seokjin: rat

hoseok: love you 🫶

seokjin: you know it bbg

hoseok: ofc

seokjin: ohhh

seokjin: my friend from college is in uni now

hoseok: first year???

hoseok: ew

seokjin: that was us literally a couple months ago

hoseok: urmmmm

hoseok: that doesnt matter right now

seokjin: BYEEE

hoseok: but who from college

hoseok: slag

seokjin: slut

seokjin: he was first year psych student when i was in second year

seokjin: it was when i never did my homework so got put on a mandatory lunch time revision

seokjin: he was there for understanding some lesson

seokjin: understanding a lesson that i didnt know in second year

seokjin: why i didnt do a psych degree 😍😍

hoseok: hot

hoseok: whats his name though???

seokjin: what do you want to fuck him or something

hoseok: no????

hoseok: am i not allowed to know someones name

seokjin: youre the one who fucked everyone you met in the club freshers

hoseok: i told you that in confidentiality bitch

seokjin: yes

seokjin: and now i am saying youre a slut in confidentiality

seokjin: 😪😪

hoseok: bitch boy

seokjin: OKAY????

seokjin: but his name is jimin

seokjin: but he was saying if we wanted to go to the pub on campus he would meet us there after

hoseok: i mean i could never turn it down with student discount 😍

seokjin: I SAID TO HIM YOU WOULD SAY THAT

seokjin: but yeah we are gonna meet them at like three maybe

hoseok: sexy

hoseok: ofc ill come

seokjin: strange that youll come immediately to the pub but not a lecture

seokjin: FOR A DEGREE THAT YOURE PAYING FOR

seokjin: bet if the pub was at nine

hoseok: you know it 😉

hoseok: ill text you when i am leaving my accom

hoseok: have fun with the 9 am

hoseok: im going back to sleep

seokjin: fuck you

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i did pres before pres and now im drunk at 7 pm