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hoseok: help

hoseok: what the fuck went on there

hoseok: why did you look like you died when they all came in

seokjin: BECAUSR I WAS ABT TO

seokjin: not even joking suicide is looking good

hoseok: babes wtf

hoseok: pls explain

seokjin: RIGHT

seokjin: so like freshers last year

seokjin: HOLY SHIT

seokjin: thinking about it literally makes me want to die

seokjin: so we where at union night

seokjin: and you left with hyungwon and taemin to smoke a spliff

hoseok: that high that day was the best high ever

hoseok: before i pulled a whitey because i was basically black out

seokjin: womp womp

hoseok: fuck you

seokjin: YOULL UNDERSTAND WHH IN A MIN

hoseok: get to the fucking point bitch

seokjin: okay fucker

seokjin: jist you wait

seokjin: and i made the stupid decision to stay

seokjin: AND THEN NAMJOON WAS FUCKING THERE

seokjin: he gave me this really seductive stare

seokjin: and because im a horny little bitch

seokjin: i was like oh yeah lets go

seokjin: so we end up making out like the whole night

seokjin: so we go to maccies after because its an essential

seokjin: and then hes like do you want to come over to mine its getting late and i wouldnt want you to get home in the dark alone

seokjin: so i was like

seokjin: if youre offering i cant refuse

seokjin: so there we are

seokjin: eating our food

hoseok: bigmac?

seokjin: you know it bbg

seokjin: but

seokjin: FUCK THINKING ABOUT IT

hoseok: just thinking or did you actually fuck

seokjin: yes

hoseok: woah woah woah

hoseok: how did he act like he didnt know you????

seokjin: BECAUSE

seokjin: so we fucked

seokjin: ngl we where both blacked out but i was a little less blackout so thats why i remember

seokjin: BUT AFTER

seokjin: so i get my shoes on ready to do the walk of shame to our accom

seokjin: AND THEN HES LIKE

seokjin: i had a really nice time

seokjin: BUT THEN HE RUNS TO HIS TOILET AND STARTS THROWING UP

seokjin: and im like shit shit

seokjin: so i stay with him for like ten minutes

seokjin: and then get him to bed

seokjin: and then run off

hoseok: SHIT

hoseok: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

seokjin: yeah im fucked

hoseok: good luck when jimin makes that group

seokjin: literally im fucked

hoseok: by him

hoseok: yeah

seokjin: stop

seokjin: if i disappear

seokjin: it wont be awkward

seokjin: suicide looking real tempting rn

hoseok: HELP

seokjin: shit jimin is making the group

hoseok: BYE

hoseok: good luck

hoseok: tbh im excited for the group

seokjin: that must be nice

hoseok: HELP

seokjin: no

hoseok: fuck you

hoseok: but everyone seemed so nice today

hoseok: i also want to meet that yoongi guy

hoseok: from what tae was saying he seems like a vibe

seokjin: okay slut

hoseok: can i not just want to be friends with someone

seokjin: whats your body count again???

hoseok: kys

seokjin: i will if namjoon remembers

hoseok: hot

hoseok: omg group chat

hoseok: im gonna try jog namjoon's memory

seokjin: if you do ill slit your throat while you sleep

hoseok: yk im into that ;)))

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me and my uni friends chronically flirt with each other its shocking that im not in a relationship

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