-save yoongi from trauma dumping-
jinny jin jin: WE GOT DRINKS
hoeseok: yeah and now we have no money for the rest of the semester 🫦
jimmy: how much did you even buy
hoeseok: well
hoeseok: our shopping was a lot more then we expected 😍
jung does not cook: hot i can drink it all
tae: except i want to as well
tae: also ive taken care of you WAY to much for you to drink it all
jung does not cook: im a fresher what did you expect
yoongi: how did you not get used to drinking before uni
jung does not cook: because i was underage
yoongi: isnt the whole point of underaged drinking to be underaged
jimmy: yeah but jk has an overwhelming fear of being caught by the police
nam: they literally couldnt care less
nam: yoongi smoked a spliff walking into town
nam: no one cares
jinny jin jin: and the amount of times me and hobi went into college drunk and no one cared
jinny jin jin: even though he fell down the stairs and then threw up on the bus
hoeseok: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT MENTION THAT
jinny jin jin: shit i did
jinny jin jin: now ive lost blackmail privileges
jung does not cook: well
jung does not cook: when you are all in jail
jung does not cook: ill be free
yoongi: i think youre missing the point
hoeseok: WAIT
jinny jin jin: no
hoeseok: kys
hoeseok: didnt yoongi say he was changing our contact names
hoeseok: i want to know what they are
yoongi: okay sure
yoongi: youre hoeseok
hoeseok: WOAH
hoeseok: WOAH WOAH
yoongi: i dont know jin kept calling you a slut or smt
jinny jin jin: it is true
hoeseok: not the point
yoongi: jins is jinny jin jin
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tell me when you're sober | sope
Fanfiction'I think I'm falling in love with you' 'I dont know if I believe that because I know you're high'