seokjin: FUCK
seokjin: HOSEOK
seokjin: IDC IF YOUR HUNGOVER OR DEAD
seokjin: ANSWER PLS
hoseok: yo
seokjin: THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
hoseok: so like are you gonna say it
seokjin: i told him
hoseok: told who
seokjin: WHO DO YOU THINK
hoseok: i dont know
hoseok: told your doctor you have ringworm again
seokjin: STOP ABT THAT
hoseok: it was like the majority of first year
seokjin: kys
hoseok: gladly
seokjin: should j be concerned
hoseok: no
seokjin: sure
hoseok: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY
seokjin: okok
seokjin: so namjoon
hoseok: oh i know where this is gonna go
seokjin: YEAH
seokjin: we where in the smoking area and i was like drunk as fuck
seokjin: and then i was like
seokjin: omg i dont know if you know me but we shagged in freshers
hoseok: wow
hoseok: really went for it there
seokjin: shut the fuck up
hoseok: no 😍
seokjin: BUT THEN
seokjin: HES LIKE OMG THATS WHY YOURE FAMILIAR
hoseok: okay but like did you fuck last night
seokjin: no....
seokjin: but i went back to his
hoseok: i know
hoseok: i was stalking you
seokjin: what like you always do
hoseok: yeahhh
seokjin: but yeah
seokjin: he was saying i was too drunk to have sex
hoseok: respectable damn
seokjin: no that just basic consent
seokjin: i know you havent been around that much
hoseok: WOAH
hoseok: WHEN DID THIS BECOME AN ATTACK ON ME
seokjin: #teaconsent
hoseok: real
seokjin: but yeah
seokjin: he said that he didnt want me to pull what he did in freshers
hoseok: so real pookie
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tell me when you're sober | sope
Fanfiction'I think I'm falling in love with you' 'I dont know if I believe that because I know you're high'