I NEED HELP

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This book is similar to my 'Wof spoofs.' But its just their texts. It was inspired by other funny phone texts books.


Moon:I NEED HELPPPP
Turtle:😟What do you want?
Moon:So here's the thing. I accidently fell off a cliff while hiking with Kinkajou, then I landed in a waterfall which led me to the summer palace. Then Queen Coral's guards caught me and threw me in prision. Then, I carved my way out with a plastic spoon. So now, I am a fugitive. The worst part is, they used the worst picture they took of me in the wanted picture in the newspaper.
Turtle:Mother told me to report you if you contacted me.......
Moon: oh......
Turtle:yeah....Sorry
Moon: Wait.... Why is there police sirens?!?!

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