npmd ghosts (will be posted on ao3)

The mayor is dead man

Having your head ripped off is quite traumatising. Not to mention having to struggle through a dark forest to find the fucker. Once her head was back on and she could finally see, she turned to her murderer at the very wrong time. Just in time to watch her boss being hacked to bloody bits by a demented teenage phantom. A small glowing orb released from a slice in the man's back and a very traumatised identical man appeared, looking forward in full shock.
'What the fuck was that!?' Mayor Lauter seemed more furious than traumatised as he looked down at his lifeless body on the wet dirty ground of the forest.
'Pretty sure a child just murdered you.' Miss tessburger said with a slight laugh.
'Har. Har. Laugh it up, he ripped your head off so you can fuck off.'
'Low blow.'
Although the situation seemed to be them content with their deaths, they did wonder what would happen. Who would take over as mayor? What would happen to Stephanie? Miss tessburger couldn't deal with it, she broke down in tears. Mayor Lauter rushed over to her and embraced her in a comforting bear hug as the small ginger woman sobbed into his shoulder.
'Hey. Hey.. You're okay now. Im here.'
The petite female looked up at him with a small smile.
'Thanks.'
I mean you cant blame her? Its a traumatising situation, you cant just get over it immediately. It takes time. Or it takes a big strong man with his arms around you, and clearly she was getting one of those things. She knew it was bad. Liking your boss? In a romantic way? The amount of codes being violated would not be good for the Mayor. But, they were dead. So it couldn't hurt to try right?? Shes got nothing left to lose. She slowly dropped to the ground, still clutching onto the man. He looked over to her with a smile.
'We'll be okay. The Lords In Black will avenge us.'
She laughed slightly, the Lords In Black were not avenging them. They just want to ruin some peoples lives. And she cant blame them, those kids are assholes.
'Sure.. sure.'
She leaned in close to him. He clearly picked up on her intentions as he gently placed a hand on her chin and pulled her in. The kiss was nothing special, just two dead people making out in a forest. It was clear the small female had the control and the experience, and they mayor? He had clearly not touched a woman in his life. His daughter was adopted and he'd never had a wife or girlfriend so she took the advantage to take control and move so she was sat in his lap.
'EEAAUHGHH!! FUCKIN GROSS MAN!'
They pulled away to look at two horrified teenagers and one who looked WAY too into it.
'RICHIE WHAT THE HELL!? YOU MADE THEM STOP'
Miss tessburger slowly moved off of the Mayor in pure confusion that the small curly haired teen was enjoying that.
'That was the most disgusting site ive seen today, and i had to sit through this brute ripping little miss' head off.'
'Ok thats being dramatic. It was steamy!!'
'It was fuckin gross.' The murderous teen finally chiming in.
'See?? Even Maxie over here knows that was vile!' Richie and Ruth had settled on the fact that they would call Max by any embarrassing name they assumed a girlfriend would call him just to piss him off.
'Shut up Rich!!!' Ruth turned to the pair on the ground 'Continue as you were' She spoke nonchalantly and with a huge grin plastered on her face.
'No!!! What is wrong with you!?'
'Well-'
'Rhetorical question Ruth.'
'Oh'
Whilst the teens were deep in debate about whether that scene was disgusting or not Miss Tessburger turned to the Mayor with a smile.
'That was.. fun?'
'Yeah!!'
The clear excitement in the mans voice added to the theory of him never having touched a woman in his life, he placed a hand on her thigh and smiled up at her.
'Fuck no!! You want me to kill you again!?'
The demonic teen ran towards the pair as the three scattered off in a very boring chase, just a psychopathic teen chasing two fully grown adult victims round a large, dark forest. Totally normally.

'Lets go check on Steph, Pete and Grace.'

Random filler chapter because i needed to add a Mayor/Secretary cameo!!! :) Literal full credit to my friend for the idea of adding these guys. This one was hilarious to write.