Creepypastas random!!!

Canada?

Me: Ello!!!!!!!!!
Ben: ᕼEY
Me: flog away perv
Ben: ᑎEᐯEᖇ!
Me: Ben, please , jump into a river and drown ...... Wait ... That already happened!
Ben: - hiding in corner- w-water!!!!!
Me: I need to go back to Canada..... Your all lame......
Bff: really ? Even me?
Me: ongjfjvbrjsiwj!!!!!! What the hell Jess!!!!!
Jess: hanging out ...living life ..... Eating hearts .....
Me: tmi girly ......tmi...
Jess: why do u wanna go back to Canada?
Me: ........ Because I have to finish my final exam.......
Jess: oh right........
Me: right....
Jess: but are you smart ?
Me : bitch ...no ....just no....
Jess: fine .....but I am telling dad you said that~~~~
Me : .....-_- shit
Me: uh .... So about Canada any questions?
Jess: 0-o
Me : girl you live in Canada......
Jess : I knowwwwww.
Me : any other people ?
Everyone: what is winter ?!!!
Me : really ? It's this wonderful magical white stuff that falls from the sky in December to March.......-_-
Jess: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY ~~~~~
Me : that's my line........❄️❄️❄️