Why were spongebob's susender sent to jail? For holding up his squarepant! What goes "ha, ha, ha,plop"? Spongebob laughing his head off! What happen when spongebob on the chewing gum? He became spongebob chairpant! Who is the snootiest sponge in bikini bottom? Spongesnob! why does spongebob prefer saltwater? Because pepper water make him sneeze. Where does spongebob point his sneeze? ATCHOO! What did sponge bob said to the flying Dutchman? How do you boo? Who didn't clean his pineapple? Spongeslob. Spongebob: what doesn't get wetter no matter how hard it rains? Patrick: the ocean. Why Sid Patrick bring a chocolate bar to the dentist appointment? He want a chocolate filling. Why does Patrick prefer ro swim at night? He's a starfish. Why did the bubble gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to spongebob shoe. What was wrong with Patrick pencil story?because it didn't have a point. Why did Patrick walk as he play the guitar? He want to get away from the noise. What is the flying Dutchman favorite kind of party? A come as you were party. Why did squidward play his clarinet while standing on a chair? So he could reach the high notes. Why did squidwars keep his clarinet in the refrigerator? So he could make cool music.
