Ok so, i saw this meme the other day in YouTube and i though, "maybe i can use it as the title for this part?" and here it is now, sorry if it has some grammar error, im not really good at spanish.
(and im sorry i compleatly forgot about this book, i had school and all hope you understand).
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So, somewhere in the pokemon world where the humans and normal pokemon canʼt reach at any point, and when i mean any, THERES NO FUCKING WAY TO GET THERE, there where one legendary pokemon and a mithical, talking about something rather... serious. (About time Bitches🙄)
Darkrai:so... let me get this straight.
You like Dialga. and...does she knows about this or something? are you aware that palkia likes her too?
Giratina:... I only have two words to respond to that questions, no and yes.
Darkrai: Damn... so, what are you going to do about it?
Giratina:i dont know man... im just... so confused... i dont even know when i developed this crush on her all of the suddent.
Darkrai: Well, tomorrow is valentineʼs day, you should do something for her or idk.
Giratina:Yeah, and you should go on a date with Cresselia.
Darkrai:Oh you motherfu-
Darkrai:*Sigh* forget about it.
but Seriously, you should do something for her, im sure she will apreciate it.
Giratina:You know she will, she is way too kind, sweet, rather...gullible, and beholden.
Giratina:oh well...so...what do you suggest?
Darkrai:I mean, you could take her on a date, what does she likes to do in her free time?
Giratina:... Does it looks like she has free time or smth? you dumbass.
Darkrai:Ok ok jeez, no need to be so freaking aggressive man.
Giratina: Sorry man,i just... dont know what to do...
Darkrai:Well, im sorry i cant help you-
Darkrai: Hey... why dont we ask for some help? but... not from a legendary pokemon.
Giratina:....
Giratina: Are you by any chance on drugs? cause i could like some of that crack.
Darkrai: Bro what the fuck.
Darkrai:Just... just follow me, ok?
Giratina:Ok, but it better work.
Darkrai: dont worry, it will.
Cliff hanger cause i dont have motivation.
bu-bye.
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Pokemon (jojo) adventures.
HumorThis book is inspired by a creator that i dont remember the name, but i will tell later. this book is about pokemon ships and funny shit, hope you like it, cause i hate myself now. ships: Dialga x Palkia Giratina x ??? (unknown until i tell in the...
