Clarissa anc lesso called announcement for the students to fill them in and whatever. "Good morning, students. If you haven't seen the new person in the hallways, it was my older sister, her name is Pandora. She is a never, but in the way, hort is a never. She might stay here for a while since we are both scared of our father. Please don't kill her, and I'll tell her to not kill you with potions in return, " Clarissa told the students, half of them booing that they couldn't kill anyone, the rest didn't care. "Now, my sister will say a few words," Clarissa said as Pandora walked on the stage. "Sup, dorks, I work as a pole dancer, and I get Potions to use on people from cupid, also I'm older than Clarissa, so I can't date you, now I'm going back to bed" pandora said walking off stage. As Pandora walked off, tedros threw a tomato at her. "WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT?!" Pandora yelled angrily. Pandora looked at the good side of the room first, then the bad. Pandora walked all the way up to tedros' seat and sat down beside him. "You can continue clar," Pandora yelled so Clarissa could hear. As Clarissa continued, Pandora was pinching, slapping, rough-houseing with tedros so he could get bruises. After the announcements, Pandora walked back to anemone's room and went back to sleep as Clarissa and the others were teaching.
Then there was a knock on anemone's door. "Who is it?" Pandora asked, drinking wine. "It's hester," Hester said, opening the door. "Shouldn't you be in class?" Pandora asked. "Shouldn't you be in your actual house?" Hester asked, leaning on the doorway. "Good point , sit down and don't put your feet up on the coffee table, Emma doesn't like it," Pandora said, grabbing apple juice and pouring some for Hester. "I didn't know anemone doesn't like feet on her coffee table," Hester said, grabbing the apple juice from Pandora's hand. "She also doesn't like dark flowers in her room or office," Pandora added. "Now, why did you come here?" Pandora asked the young lesbian witch. "Do you where to get forget-me-not's?" Hester asked, sipping the apple juice. "That isn't the real question." Pandora said, drinking the wine. "Do you know what to get Beatrix? Her birthday is coming up, and I want to get her something special." Hester asked. "I always got Clarissa, red roses for her birthday because it always reminded her that she might find that special somebody," Pandora explained. "That doesn't explain what I should get Beatrix." Hester said. "Get her something she will love for eternity," Pandora said as Hester finished the apple juice. "If I do, would you finally ask out anemone?" Hester asked halfway out the door. "You know what, I will, I pinky promise," Pandora said as Hester walked out of anemone's room.
Later that night. "How are you doing, Emma?" Pandora said, sitting on the couch as Emma opened the door. "I'm good? Why do you sound so calm? " Emma asked. Panfora crossed her legs. "I want to go on a not friend's date with you," Pandora said calmly. Emma dropped her purse. "...uh sure... yeah, sure, " Emma said, still confused. "Great, at cupids diner at 5:00?" Pandora asked. "That sounds great," Emma said as she picked up her purse.
AN: smoth, pandora, smoth...
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if clarissa Dovey was a bitch
Short Storyit's exactly what the title says, and it's basically based on the song "Hell is Forever" from hazbin Hotel also, I'm a beginner writer