Pokémon Style Stories

Thomas & The Magic Railroad Bloopers

The stage lights came on when Boney 10 (voiced by Mel Brooks) came onto the stage. Boney 10: "Welcome everyone, it's time to once again see some bloopers, and this time, they're a Pokémon version of Thomas and the Magic railroad, and here we have Thomas B. Mew!" said Boney 10, before Thomas the blue Mew came on stage. Thomas: "Uh... hi everyone, I hope you'll enjoy the bloopers here." Boney 10: "Well there's only one way to find out, roll film!" said Boney 10, before the camera starts rolling the film. The first scene was when Gordon was counting how many seconds late Thomas was. Gordon: "5... 6... 7... uh... what comes after 7?" this only made the film crew to laugh, including Thomas. Director: "Cut!, it's 8!, everyone knows that!" Gordon: "Sorry, it slipped my mind!" the scene then changes to when James was trying to make a fly go away, only for it to flew right into his mouth, making him choke a little. Director: "Cut!, somebody help him!" the scene then changes to when PT Boomer was admiring his face that he carved on the side of a rock wall, only to realize that it was really the face of Thomas. PT Boomer: "Hey!, who made it to look like that puff ball?!" this only made the film crew to laugh. The scene then changes again to when Thomas meets Hiro and Lady, only to see that the Lucario was wearing a pair of underpants that had trains on it, making both Thomas and Lady to have a hard time to hold back their laughter. Hiro: "What?" asked the Lucario, before looking down and gasp in shock and covering himself, which only made the film crew to laugh. Director: "Cut!, somebody get rid of that underpants." Thomas: "Why do you even have underwear?" Hiro: "Someone must have put them on me when I wasn't looking..." the scene then changes again to when PT Boomer attack the sheds, only to find himself getting hit in the face by his claw. Turns out that Annie and Clarabel were using some remote controller that controls the Mewtwo's claw. Annie: "Why are you hitting yourself?" Clarabel: "Why are you hitting yourself?" PT Boomer: "Stop that!" shouted the Mewtwo, which of course only made the film crew to laugh. The scene once again changes to when Hiro was talking in his sleep. Hiro: "Gold dust... railroad... buffers... acorns... make squirrels... go nuts..." this of course made the film crew to laugh as those last lines were not in the script. The scene then changes to what looked like a beach, and the Pokémon Three Stooges were sitting on a lawn chair. Moe: "Ah... what a beautiful day on the beach..." Larry: "You could say that again." Curly: "Yeah, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk." said the Stooges, before they tried to get a sip from a very large Sundae, only for the milk of the sundae to be spilled all over them. Moe: "Who's idea was it to order a super large sundae?!" Larry: "That was yours." Curly: "Yeah, and it was your idea to barrow the camera from the director guy." Director: "Hey!, what are you doing with my camera?!, I need it to make the Pokémon Thomas and the Magic Railroad story!" Moe: "Uh oh... run for the hills!" said Moe, before he and the other Stooges made a run for it. The scene then changes once more to when Hiro was looking at the clue of the source of the Gold Dust. Hiro: "Let's see... wait... this is a Menu from McDonald's!" said Hiro, as the clue was indeed a menu that you would find in McDonald's, making the film crew to laugh. The scene then once more changes to when PT Boomer was at the docks with Splatter and Dodge, and Cranky's crane drops some crates that were filled with talking oranges that were being annoying. Director: "Cut!, who brought a crate full of Annoying Oranges onto the set?!" said the Director, which only made the film crew to laugh. The scene then changes again to when Thomas was taking Lady and Hiro to the buffers that go to the Magic Railroad, only to encounter a talking tumbleweed (voiced by Neil Crone) that was talking like a real cowboy. Tumbleweed: "Howdy partner!, this magic railway isn't big enough for the two of us!" Thomas: "Uh... what's with the tumbleweed?" Hiro: "Must be someone's joke of a western thing..." Lady: "And there was a talking tumbleweed in the cannon Thomas and the Magic Railroad story." Thomas: "Fair enough." the scene then changes to when Hiro remembered the last part of the clue. Hiro: "Wait a minute... the last part of the clue said something about... 'then watch the squirrels that spin so well'..." Percy: "Huh?" Annie: "The last part of the clue says something about squirrels getting dizzy?" Clarabel: "Uh Mr Hiro?, I think the script says 'swirls', not squirrels." Annie: "Yeah, it sounds much more sense." this only made the film crew to laugh, much to Hiro's embarrassment. Thomas: "Man... story making is hard..." Lady: "That's for sure." that was when the film ends, and the whole cast of the story came onto the stage. Boney 10: "Well folks, that's all the Bloopers for now, until next time." Thomas: "Remember everyone, be responsible, reliable and really useful, so long!" All: "Bye!"