Killer clocked in at 9:01 am and started his shift at target, the monotony was not lost on him, he was in a loop. Scan, price, receipt, goodbye, Scan, price, receipt, goodbye, scan, price, receipt, goodbye, scan, price, receipt, goodbye, scan, price, receipt, goodbye. Eventually, nightmare piped up “I haven’t seen a job this boring since a peasant dying of my husbands’ last plague.” Killer didn’t reply just kept scanning, night rolled his eyelight annoyed at the lack of attention Killer was giving him. Killer’s thoughts became a droning nuisance as he worked everything faded away before he noticed the fact a woman was yelling at him about something. Killer snapped back to reality and calmly responded “Ma’am please calm down” but the woman did not in fact calm down she started yelling louder “never in my 15 years of coming here have I faced such horrible treatment”
“Miss, I can assure you-”
“Are you talking back to me young man?! Kids like you need to learn some respect!”
“Ma’am I am 23 years old”
“People in their early 20s are still children!”
“What”
“I want to talk to your manager!”
“Ok, I understand that you are upset but can you please explain what you are upset about so I can properly try to assist you without the need for escal-”
Oh no. The woman became more furious and shouted louder “No! I want the manager, not some child!” killer was struggling to keep up customer service mode at this point, especially with Nightmare laughing hysterically in his ear “Is something wrong brah?” oh god damn it why did it have to be him that noticed the situation. Fresh was one of the managers at the target, killer worked at no one knows how or why he got the position or how he's still employed, not even him. The woman looked up at Fresh and shouted “This manlet!” she pointed at killer “Is infringing on my rights, The price on the tag of the chicken breast said 4.08 and he says it's 4.34!” fresh interrupted and just blurted out, “Dudette… I think that's called… Taxes. Also aren't cha banned from this store?”
“Well I-”
“Dudette I’m gonna have to ask you to bounce.'' Just as this new argument began, killer’s phone alarm went off, exclaiming it was time for his break, so he just quietly let Fresh take over the lane and handle tge situation before going to the break room and opening the fridge to find that yet again someone stole his lunch. Killer groaned and plopped himself in a chair and went on his phone, scrolling through undernet pausing when he sees a post of his ex-boyfriend out with his buddies. Nightmare seemed bored and just groaned “So you mortals get breaks during your work days now? To do what? Stare longingly at your strange glowing devices?” killer didn’t respond, and just stared at his ex’s photo, he was still wearing that necklace… and the bracelet killer gave him. Killer shook his head and kept scrolling but he couldn’t get his ex’s dumb face out of his head, from that dumb scar on his cheek to his cute eyes… to- god damn it. Killer put his head in his hands and groaned “why am I like this.” nightmare shrugged as killer opened up his contacts and stared at his ex’s contact name “crossy boy <3” he hadn’t changed his contact name yet despite the break up being months ago, god he felt like such a creep. He should be over this by now most of the time he gets over breakups quickly but he still was pining after that religious fruitcake. He just sighs and turns off his phone “Pathetic. what has gotten you in such a fuss?” nightmare hissed
“You wouldn’t get it nightmare.”
“Just tell me, you whelp.”
“No fuck off”
“I swear to me…. If you want this to work-”
“New fucking rule, no talking to me while I’m at work!”
“I- you know what?! Fine! Hmph!” nightmare pouted, killer didn’t even bother so for the rest of the break they sat in silence, eventually killer went back to work… the loop began again Scan, price, receipt, goodbye, Scan, price, receipt, goodbye, scan, price, receipt, goodbye, scan, price, receipt, goodbye, scan, price, receipt, goodbye. Then his shift was over he just clocked out like normal just with a pouting god following him. He decided to go to swap’s apartment to ask about what happened earlier…
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A god's vessel (Undertale au)
Fanfictionkiller wakes up to find a grandpa god is now possessing him. Warning for dissociation and derealization as well as religious themes Also this is very dialog heavy with a lot of exposition at points expect swears because I have a sailor mouth It's ma...
