MHA Crew Watches Death Battle

Pre Analysis: Deadpool

Boomstick: You see him on T-Shirts, Internet memes, and EVERYWHERE you look at nerd conventions.

Wiz: But the story behind this popular anti-hero isn't as lighthearted as his joking nature would lead you to believe.

Momo: An anti hero with a tragic backstory? Come on, how many of these do we have nowadays?

Mina:Oh hush, Momo.

Iida: Actually I agree with her. This is quite a tired trope.

Bakugo:(gets up and looks around the room)

Iida:What are you looking for, Bakugo?

Bakugo:(sits back down) Whoever the fuck asked if you agreed with Momo or not. Now can you shut up so we can watch the damn video?

Wiz: Wade Winston Wilson was a globetrotting mercenary looking for his chance to become the world's next greatest superhero. Then he was diagnosed with cancer, which hit him like a flaming semi-truck falling on his face.

Boomstick: That's... oddly specific.

Jiro:Yeah that's really on the nose. Normally it's Boomstick making those type of comments.

Momo:Come on, Wiz. I actually like you. Don't be like that idiot.

Wiz: Facing the inevitability of death, Wade gave up. He abandoned his heroic dreams, stopped his chemo treatments, and dumped his girlfriend to free her from the burden of a man doomed to die.

Kaminari:This sounds like this would make an awesome movie.

Boomstick: Doomed, until he was offered a cure by Department K, the special weapons development division of the strange, alien world called... Canada.

(Everyone looks at each other)

Kaminari:Well to be fair....

Everyone:Shut up, Denki.

Kaminari:OK.

Boomstick: And by cure, I mean he actually was handed over to the Weapon X program, the same guys who gave Wolverine's bones the old chrome dip. They injected Wade with Wolvie's healing factor.

Wiz: Which I don't even know if that's possible. Do they have like a spare jar of "Essence of Wolverine" or something?

Izuku: Considering that One For All was pretty much transferred to me, that doesn't sound all that strange to me....

Kirishima:Yeah I mean there's more than one type of certain quirks.

Momo:I think you mean to say "Many quirks have several types".

Kirishima:I like my way better.

Mina:(giggles)

Boomstick: With the ability to heal from anything, his body became a surgical playground for Doctor Killbrew and his assistant, Ajax. Just like Operation, only constantly hitting the sides.

(A buzzer sound is heard.)

Boomstick: But hey, at least he doesn't have cancer anymore.

Wiz: Well, actually, he still does. His cells just regenerate faster than the cancer can kill him. Beneath the red and black spandex, he's basically a giant walking tumor, which can talk... a lot.

Kaminari:Hoo boy. He can't die plus he never shuts up. Imagine if this guy was real.

(The screen shows Wade's real face, horribly disfigured.)

Boomstick: (panicked) AH! KILL IT WITH FIRE! Oh wait, we can't.

(Everyone gasps)

Jiro: He's real. REAL UGLY!