Kirishima:OK guys. Ready? We all here?
Mina: Ready, Kiri!
Izuku:Hold on. Where's Kacchan and Camie?
Kaminari: Private conversation, I think.
(At that moment, Bakugo and Camie stumble through the door. Bakugo's in his sleeveless T-shirt and it's been ripped slightly in the front to where you can see the multiple kiss marks on his chest and neck and he also has multiple on his face. Camie's cleavage is showing more than usual as the two of them fall to the ground in a sitting position, Camie sitting on Bakugo's lap and with her arms around him as everyone just looks on.)
Kaminari:Uh....
Mina:Hehehehe. I love these two.
Kirishima:Heh. You guys had fun, Bakubro?
Bakugo:(Regains his composure) Let's just get to Goku's bio.
Camie:(giggles as she nuzzles against him)
Wiz: Faraway in an enchanted land, an old master found a boy, and marveled at his uncommon strength. This is the story of Son Goku.
(Everyone cheers!)
Boomstick: Chances are if you watched some localized anime, you can thank this guy!
Kaminari:Got that right! Who hasn't heard of Goku?
Wiz: Inspired by martial arts films and his wife's interest in Chinese culture, Akira Toriyama crafted the story, and the character, that would define generations to come.
Kirishima:Rest in Peace, Toriyama-San.
Boomstick: Dragon Ball! Kakarot was born a low-class Saiyan on the planet Vegeta, narrowly escaped its destruction by Frieza, and was raised on Earth by happy old Grandpa Gohan.
Momo: Isn't that his son's name?
Izuku:Yeah! That's how Gohan got his name! After Goku's Grandpa.
Wiz: Not just raised, but trained. Gohan began Goku's teachings in martial arts, which he would find to be his true calling under the guidance of Master Roshi. Specifically, he learned the Kame-Sennin Ryu style, which focuses on discipline and tenacity, both of which strongly define Goku's character.
Kirishima:Yeah!!!!
Boomstick: The more he learned, the more he wanted to improve. This little low-class monkey boy would prove that hard work and dedication can beat raw talent. Within just a few years, he was so strong, the only worthy teachers left were gods!... and a talking cat, but mostly GODS! When you're training to dodge lightning, you know you're a few leagues over everyone else.
Izuku:He's a lot like me in a way. Or rather I'm a lot like him.
Momo:Jury is out on that but OK.
Ochaco:Hey!!
Wiz: He did have a slight advantage: Saiyans are naturally superhuman. They also take Nietzsche's famous words, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," very, very literally.
Momo:Hey! He really is like you, Izuku! Only difference is that every time he nearly dies it makes him stronger.
Izuku:How is that a difference? I'm the same way.
Bakugo:(groans) Moving along with the video!
Boomstick: It's almost unfair how much of a boost in power they get after they're hurt.

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MHA Crew Watches Death Battle
DiversosA rare day of peace at the UA Dormitory. The Guys and Girls are in the Co Ed area trying to figure out something to do when Bakugo and Kirishima decide to start up YouTube on the former's PS5. They soon come across a series known as "Death Battle"...