Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!!!
Bakugo:Yes!!!
Kirishima:Let's go!!!!
(The scene starts at the set of traffic lights along with vehicles coming in different directions, the camera then cuts to the bus stop with the poster of Deathstroke with a $5,000,010 bounty, then pans next to the bounty poster of Deadpool's with a $5,000,000 bounty. The two mercenaries are observing the poster of the latter.)
Momo:So these two are mercenaries. Vigilantism is such a travesty in our world. You shouldn't take the law into your own hands no matter what.
Bakugo:Hmph. Maybe sometimes it's necessary. The law doesn't always come through.
Deku:How could you say that, Kacchan? That's why people like us are around. Heroes like us make so vigilantism isn't needed.
Iida:Well put, Izuku.
Bakugo:Tch. Let's ask Shigaraki and Toga where the heroes were when THEY needed help. Oh wait....
(Everyone goes silent at that )
Kaminari:Let's just drop this before feelings get uneededly hurt guys.
Deadpool: PFFT! What a rip! Seriously, what makes this chump worth 10 bucks more than me? C'mon! I'm me! *chuckles* What!? Am I right?
Momo:Really don't see the difference. Both of you are vigilantes and disgusting mercenaries selling your skills to the highest bidder.
(Deathstroke doesn't respond.)
Deadpool: Yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure
Momo:So am I.
Jiro:Come on, Momo. Enough.
(Deadpool and Deathstroke realize they are next to each other and somersault backwards.)
Deathstroke: It's your lucky day. (pulls out his machine guns) I can show you.
Deadpool: Oh, boy! A show? (pulls out his machine guns) Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love them to be tasty.
Momo:Ugh does this guy ever shut up?
Deadpool: FIGHT!
(Both combatants shoot at each other, with their Machine Guns deflecting each one of their bullets.)
Deadpool: BANG! BANG! BANG! B-B-B-BANG!
Kaminari:(laughs)
Iida:You are humored by some of the simplest things, Kaminari....
(In slow motion at Deadpool's side comes five bullets, and came another from Deathstroke's side, bouncing off in opposite sides, then it switches to normal speed, where they keep on firing until both combatants run out of ammo.)
Deadpool: Uh-Oh!
(Deadpool drops his machine guns. Deathstroke pulls out two ammo clips from his armor to reload, only to realize that Deadpool has disappeared, wondering where he has gone to. Deadpool teleports behind him and kicks him.)
Deadpool: BAMF!
Mina: Teleportation is such a cheap move.
Bakugo:Hey whatever gets you the win is all that matters. This IS a fight to the death.
(Deadpool beats Deathstroke while continuously teleporting, and Deathstroke drops his machine guns as well.)
Deadpool: BAMF! Shoryuken! BAMF!
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MHA Crew Watches Death Battle
DiversosA rare day of peace at the UA Dormitory. The Guys and Girls are in the Co Ed area trying to figure out something to do when Bakugo and Kirishima decide to start up YouTube on the former's PS5. They soon come across a series known as "Death Battle"...
