MHA Crew Watches Death Battle

Pre Analysis: Deathstroke

Wiz: In the history of the DC universe, there has never existed a more lethal tactician and soldier than Slade Joseph Wilson. After illegally joining the U.S. military at the age of 16, he fought in Korea for years where his skill earned the attention of an experimental serum program and the lovely Captain Adeline Kane.

Momo:Wait what? This guy illegally joined the military at 16? How did he get away with that?

Kaminari:Did he at least get the girl?

Boomstick: This is sounding suspiciously like the origin story of Captain America.

Wiz: Slade actually gets the girl.

Kaminari:Haha! He does!

Jiro:(rolls eyes)

Boomstick: Oh, never mind! But does he steal cars?

Wiz: Probably. Slade completely mastered every fighting style under Adeline's tutelage in record time.

Wiz: Apparently, this impressed her so much, they were married with a kid on the way in mere months.

Momo:HE WAS MARRIED AT 16?!?

Boomstick: Now that's my kind of woman! Oh, you're a badass? No roses! No dates! Let's fight people, get married, and plow!

Momo:(facepalms) Of course Boomstick sees NOTHING wrong with that...

Boomstick: Feeling pretty fucking great about life, Slade volunteered for an experiment that would help him resist enemy truth serums. Everything went exactly as planned...

(Panels of Deathstroke lashing out appear on-screen along with the sounds of screaming and shattering glass.)

Boomstick: You'd think these guys would've learned by now.

Mina:Yeah seriously! How many shady experiments do you have to endure before you realize something isn't right?

Wiz: Wouldn't you know it, the injection did not have the effects they were looking for. But instead of ruining his life forever, the experiment accidentally transformed Slade into the deadliest assassin in the world. A Terminator if you will. Which begs the question: What on Earth does the U.S. military think is in truth serums?

Boomstick: Slade rose as a new man known to the world as Deathstroke.

Kirishima:Now THAT'S a badass name!

Bakugo:Heh! Definitely!

(A picture of Deathstroke is shown, but it has a top hat, monocle, mustache, and "LOL!" drawn on it by Deadpool to make fun of his opponent.)

Wiz: Really?

(Deadpool appears on screen.)

Deadpool: Don't forget to like, fav, and subscribe! Whoop, whoo-oo, whoop!

(Deadpool then runs off. )

Momo: Seriously?

(Deadpool sticks his head into the room)

Deadpool:Yeah. Seriously, Momo!

Momo:Wait what?!?

Deadpool:Lalalalala!!(runs away)

Kaminari:Oook. That was weird...and meta.

Momo:You know what? I'm just gonna keep quiet for the rest of this analysis....

Boomstick: Deathstroke is nearly superhuman. He can hit harder, run faster, react quick, and push himself longer than an Olympic athlete. Plus, he can use 90% of his brain, unlike the average 10%.