America: If my leg got cut off, would it hurt?
Canada: Yeah?
America: How?
Canada: Cause your leg got cut off
America: Where am I gonna feel the pain?
Canada: In your...leg...
America: Exactly! How are you gonna feel the pain if-
Both: Your leg is gone
Britain, really disappointed in her children: Bruv-
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Headcanon: Delaware cut UK's leg off during the winter attacks in the US revolutionary war.
To this day, Britain is salty about it.
