The Five looked pretty horrified at the thing in front of them.
It was weird and short and pink, with long blonde hair and uncanny proportions, Scarlett O'Hara style, USA noted. UK had found that Umbridge sounded horrible and ugly, but she was starting to rethink everything. They noted to tell the goblins around her house they didn't look that bad.
I looked up at the tall man towering above me. I felt blush redden my face and my deep blue orbs looked away in-
France visibly gagged. He'd seen -and heard- some fucked up shit before, but this was a whole new level. UK's tail wrapped around his leg and her wing (kinda) blocked him out of sight.
"Bitch, he's not even that tall," they said, her monotonous voice edging towards offense and jealousy.
"There's a thing thirsting over me and your first concern is that it called me tall," France asked, jokingly offended.
USA held back their irrepressible desire to heave and approached the weird pink thing.
"What the fuck are you," they pondered, mostly to themselves.
The 6ft muscular man approached me. I averted my gaze. "I-I-I'm Y/N"
USA felt a little dysphoric.
"I'm non-binary right now," they whined.
Russia looked at you.
"Y/N?"
"That hoe ain't me," you yell back. "That's a stereotypical wattpad 'Y/N'!"
China seriously wondered why she didn't just run into Imperial Japan's sword during WW2. She would have avoided this.
"We should bring her to central, and call UN. I think this might interest him," China stated.
"Great, I'll ask NATO to ring the emergency sirens," USA added grimly.
They brought S!Y/N to US' car. Unfortunately for France, UK and Russia, they were forced to sit at the back of the limo, with it.
"I'm a guy, I should have gotten shotgun," France complained.
He made sure he was as far away from S!Y/N as he could. UK had covered herself with her wing, something France knew meant she was nervous or scared. Russia was trying to stay far away from S!Y/N without getting too close to France.
S!Y/N noticed France clinging to Britain's arm. It's giant eyes narrowed.
"Why are you with her," it asked venomously.
"C'est ma femme?" (They're my wife?)
UK turned to him.
"What if you showed it your burn scar," she proposed. "Maybe the ugliness will keep it away?"
France glared at them, before removing his half mask, revealing a nasty scar on the right side of his face and an empty eye socket. Russia was pretty sure his skull was visible in certain areas.
I looked at the floor. One of the men had a scar on his face. He was definitely a bad boy. "H-h-h-how d-did you g-get t-t-t-that."
"My crazy cousin burned my face. Kinda wish he was still alive so I can throw you in one of his camps," he spat out, putting his mask back on.
"Guys, we're here," USA said from the drivers seat.
They had reached the Agora, where the countries met up.
"You can take it," UK told China and USA, jerking the tip of their tail at S!Y/N.
"Why," China groaned.
"We got her whole ride. Your turn to suffer," Russia answered, before heading to her own car.
France's eye flashed a dangerous wine colour, before he and UK left as well.
China opened her fan, pulling out a golden thread, which she used to form a cloud that she stepped on.
"You're the world superpower. You have the honours," she said, adjusting her coat and disappearing as she took an other step on her cloud, before disappearing.
USA groaned.
The muscular man-
"I'm non binary," they yelled at it, before dragging it to UN's office.
"We found this thing," they yelled at UN. "It's your problem now. I'd like to nuke myself now."
USA then proceeded to go and try to convince England to use her Favour on S!Y/N _______________________________________________________________________________________ Some additional information: -Russia is the best hacker they have an can easily find someones address -UK was a hitman for her mother during the 1750s to 1910s -USA knows a lot of mob stuff from Prohibition -China probably has affiliations with some mafias -France is really good at disposing of evidence and manipulating people -I was listening to The dismemberment song while writing this
Do what you want with that info :)
Anyways, doodles of the Five permanent seaters
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