Dumping and shenanigans

AU

AUs cause I can't  keep track of them all

Post-apocalypse AU
Wilting lavender

Basically, the Cuban missile crisis escalates and nuclear war breaks out. America and Soviet disappear, and Russia, Canada and UK  go out on a quest to get them. The elitist government and various mafia factions are after them because they somehow dumbassed their way to a million dollar bounty on their head.

They had a nuclear winter of a couple years and then a nuclear summer, so Russia and UK are dying from the heat and dry air and Canada's like
Yep, just an average summer, but longer and radioactive.

UK is literally just here bc she got skills in navigation and has been preparing for the apocalypse since she discovered what the apocalypse is and they decided to drag her along.

Russia lacks any form of braincells, but put all her points in strength. She gets them in the most problem.

Canada is a good balance of both, and he has a big hatchet. The hatchet gets them out of trouble by creating an even bigger problem and make their bounties even bigger.

Also, UK got contacts.

DnD AU
When kidnapping becomes isekai

America-Oath of the Crown paladin-Lawful good-protector Aasimar
For once, UK is not the one trying to keep them from doing something stupid lol. He is 110% done with their shit. He's a knight that basically got tasked to chaperoned the party because they are dangerous criminals, but somehow have to save the world/kingdom, idk, I just like the idea of them torturing the DM. He is constantly bailing France and UK from prison.

China-Twilight Domain cleric-True neutral-Earth Genasi
She has to deal with everyone's dumbassery. Forever. In every AU. Became a cleric and was blissfully unaware of how dumb dnd players are. She has definitely killed the most people out of everyone in the party, and is ready to do it if someone else does something stupid. Even God fears her. She joined only because she owes a favour to America.

Russia-Armourer-True neutral-Half-orc
Literally everyone think's she's a barbarian. She's really smart, but lacks common sense. Her mom was an armourer and she followed along and started looking for work out in the world. She joined because she got pickpocketed by FrUK and decided she liked their vibes. Usually approuves of the illegal shit they get up to.

France-College of Swords bard-Chaotic neutral-Glasya tiefling
UK-Arcane Trickster-Chaotic neutral-Changeling
They are an acrobat duo in a crime circus. UK uses mage hands to pickpocket the audience, France is a bard. He distracts very effectively from all the floating pouches heading towards the ringleader.
France has roasted several people to death w/ Vicious mockery, and he will do it again. He has also seduced people, brought them into an empty room and either extorted what he wants from them or kill them.
UK usually looks like an elf with dragon features, but sometimes looks like a dragonborne. She is a kleptomaniac, and probably has important artefacts just sitting in her bag. Also uses her shapeshifting abilities to fix her eyesight.
They got caught up in a big mess and just rolled with it.

My brain decided one day to have them get kidnapped, isekaied to a dnd world, and have the kidnapper be the DM and BBEG. They then realize how ready the Five are to fistfight god. They do typical dnd party stuff, and drive the DM/BBEG insane, before returning to their world.

I researched way to much on dnd for this. Also, would like to play, but can't bring myself to look for a party :/

Isles tainted red AU

UK get's invaded and forced into joining the Axis powers. She's having none of it and joins the resistance.

Fascist Empire of Britain is what le Roach calls him. She's also the Resistance of Britain/Five Eyes. Also, she regularly smokes just to piss le Roach off.

Steven Universe AU
Split the geode

America as WD, Russia as YD and China as BD
UK/Cinnabar is a perma fusion of Onyx/England, Fire Quartz/Wales, Amethyst(?)/Scotland and Peridot/N. Ireland.
France/Navy Pearl got irreversibly damaged and was gonna get shattered. Cinnabar intervenes, they get both get in trouble and end up on Earth.

Stray concepts

Life AU-Life series, but with the top 20

Black Rose AU-Guy gets called over to investigate a ghost town bc weird shit keeps going on there. Turns out, five horrific murders happened there and the guy now has to find out what happened to each victim.

Detective/Mafia AU-Germany, freshly graduated and on his first case, gets paired with UK to investigate a powerful mafia. He soon finds out UK has kept some dark secrets about her past.

Omegaverse AU-Typical omegaverse meets real wolf hierarchy

Divine AU-they are gods

Supernatural AU-fun AU where they are various supernatural beings. Mainly here for fun and for halloween

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