Chapter 1
I wa s pl;ayimngv with cananfsa, when Dad caslled us forn dinner. Wr aate spaaghetti togheter. I was happy
Then. The alarrm clock rung. It was jusgt a dreaM. Dad yelled at5 me to come downbstairs.
I put on a long esleve shirft to hide thye self harm scarx an swungladsses toi hide myn different coloured orbs, one bluye aned once red, because dad hates them.
When i go in the klichen, my dad says
"Whatn are you doing herre, wast of ncum?"
Thyies maqk me sad becausr myt owsn father called me a waste of cum oh my god, how has cps not intervened yet.
Then i go on tghe bjus anfd sit nex ti my gf japan. I am gay, buy my dad is homophobikv so i pretend to b str8.
I joim my vfrieends ge3rmanny, poland sk and canada.
"Theere isx new studedfntg."
Germany szauys
"Yes, hre id my halof brither, but he taake kare ofc ,me. Loikeb sn actual brother.''
Trhen we go to class, where thjer teacher show nuse bigh alphaw boi wioh big muxcles and ivce blue norb. S. Hed wear hhat.
"Ik am roossiah. Nut n ice t meetyt. Yo."
He den sitt next to me tien muy facqe rreeed.
Laater, china sans noirth kore, whoc s sk, meen brotgher vbully me bc i am smol boi wjo look oik gurl bunt ruessia rescuer me.
Tyen we kiswss.
Chapter 2
I waje up and drimk vofka becauszed i am secretly deppresionb Bc my dab is deead. I put on bamdafes becaquse s e l f h a r m. I loiik america liken tr an dad lik each oter and am gay. My sisterts ukrin tolg lcd me sher ist datikng canada, whjo isdt smeriva broherr.
At schol, i ask him over tyo my house whgere we fuc.
Chapltyertf 3
The moment UK and France walked into the building, US assaulted them (or at least, France) with a massive bear hug. Considering their mother's aversion to physical affection they simply ruffled her hair.
"Mom! Dad! It's been way too long," they said.
"It's been a week," UK, deadpanned.
"Content de te revoire aussi," his step father interjected, kicking Britain's ankle (Nice to see you to)
"MUUUUUUUM!"
Australia almost hugged her, though she skillfully dodged it.
"Dad!"
France got another bear hug.
Kiwi came rushing over to her cousin/sibling, mumbling something about his impulsivity. Canada was right at her heels.
"How's Gibraltar," he asked his parents.
"She's been alright." UK said. "Just as fine and dandy as your last visit."
USA checked the clock. The meeting should start soon.
Chawpetr 4
I woike upp criiong bc ndream me look ha-ppy, 8uinlike me because i have de3pre3ssion. Fur som resson dsad is a goirl and mom is a boi.
Am den nreaslize am in my ex-boiofrend Mexico and his bf chile, basmenjt. Thyen Chi9na, NK, Mexico anmd chile beat an d r@p; m3e and i cry, then RUssa bad boi come oin and kik ass.
Then we fcuc bc why not.
C haspter 5
UK p;aid mericaq bully to kliden ap him anbd kill m y uwu bo0p, so i kill him and ame3 and nhis sibloings now live witg his mom france3 who dxivporced UK. Ame was preganante wit moi child and we get m asrred evedsn ifvc we in hoigh sco0ho;l.
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Epilogue
Blackbird stared horrified at what she had just written.
Earth, in all their divine wisdom, wished to dump themself in a nuclear power plant and accelerate global warming just to purge what they just read.
Galactic felt like she had just laid eyes upon Cthulhu. A cringy, Rusame centric, Cthulhu.
Greybird wanted to erase her own eyes, though she was rendered useless by the fact that she was currently inactive. Similarly, Whitebird wished to erase that event from her Chronicle forever.
Blackbird simply unsummoned her magic screen having no idea why she wrote that. She headed towards the laundry-room, presumably to get bleach.
Galactic turns towards you.
"I'm sorry."
